The poor student who obtained 0% on an exam
HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN % FOR HIS WIT !!!!!! (I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Q1 In which battle did Napoleon die?
HIS LAST BATTLE.
Q2 Were was the Declaration of Independence signed?
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
Q3 River Ravi flows in which state
LIQUID
Q4 What is the main reason for divorce
MARRIAGE
Q5 What is the main reason for failure?
EXAMS
Q6 What can you never eat before breakfast?
LUNCH & DINNER
Q7 What looks like half an apple?
THE OTHER HALF
Q8 If you through a red stone into a blue sea what will it become?
IT WILL SIMPLY BECOME WET
Q9 How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
NO PROBLEM,HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT
Q10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand
YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND
Q11 If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three
oranges in other hand,what would you have.
VERY LARGE HANDS
Q12 If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
NO TIME AT ALL,THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT
Q13 How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
ANY WAY YOU WANT,CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK
Richard Cornish
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