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NEW Miracle Cure!

Do you have feelings of inadequecy?

Do youn suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions,ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe,natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do just abiut anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately,and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

However White Wine might not be right for everyone.

Side effects may include dizziness,nausea,vomiting,incarceration,erotic lustfulness,loss of motor control,loss of clothung,loss of money,loss of virginity,delusions of grandeur,table dancing,headache,dehydration,dry mouth,and a desire to sing Karaoke.

WARNING

The consumption of White Wine may think you are whispering when you're not

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The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an idiot

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The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

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The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning

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The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

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The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher,smarter,faster and better looking than most people

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The consumption of White Wine may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you

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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!

Richard

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Just imagine what can be achieved by joining your local Breathe Easy group

Details from BLF on 03000 030 555

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I am wondering what would happen with rose wine.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Stuck in the middle are you Annie?

Richard

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dave392

lol love it i seem to have the same response after a few cans of carlsberg the world always looks brighter at 11pm than 11am lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todave392

Guinness was my happiness tipple.

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Lynne1955

WE absolutely love that! Do the possible adverse effects affect everyone, or just a few people as I don't think I've had a problem?

Lynne xx

in reply toLynne1955

You're not drinking enough or adding too much water, lol

Chris xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Problems,problems always problems

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toLynne1955

This is the problem Lynne.Do you remember the night before the morning after????

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Lynne1955 in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Yes, I do. I now see what I have been doing wrong!

xx

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dall05

UB 40 comes to mind 'RED RED WINE' a number 1 hit like your bloggs King.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todall05

A lot of things come to mind after some consumption of RED RED WINE!

in reply todall05

Jimmy James and the Vagabonds, who sang it straight, give it a listen.

Be good, even if its just a little bit, take care,

Chris

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Bit of a Vagabond are you?

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Puffthemagicdragon

What happens when a group of white wine drinkers get together ? :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toPuffthemagicdragon

I think you would be able to answer that one for all your HealthUnlockder friends

Something to fortify yourself? You have been 40 for years!! xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Fortified for years,that's me.

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dave392

im the fool in the corner crying little old wine drinker me only cos another bottle gone lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todave392

Glass of wine !I fall asleep in the corner

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thatcham1939

i have only got to drink Baby Sham and i am anybodies, so what white wine would do the mind boggles.

good one king

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KingoftheCocktails

Babycham ,Babycham I'd love a Babycham.

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