Filling up my dosette box
Pills flying everywhere
Midge dashed up to gobble them
I shouted "Don't you dare".
I was too late she'd eaten them
She never heard my call
And thirty minutes later
She was over six foot tall
I took her for the vet to see
A reduction in my mind
He said there's nothing wrong with her
Not that I can find
I said but she is far too big
He said but she's not ill
If you think that that's too big
Wait till you see my bill!