Her heart was thumping as she carefully opened her front door, peered through a crack, and saw...................
Bev x
I think we have all missed our vocati... - Lung Conditions C...
I think we have all missed our vocations. Lets write a story. One sentence each! I will start off......
42 Replies
•
James admiring the velvet ring box and still on one knee practice his "will you " speech to the south african grey parrot.......
Next.....
so along came the manager from domestics to trap the parrot for--------
VIVISECTION.....
Polly parrot said stuff that your not stuffing me! With that polly bit the policeman while digging his claws into the manager, polly was nearly free when.......
when a big ginger cat came along and said let's have a party....
The cat attacked polly, and then she woke up to find it had been a dream, or was it???
no i wasnt a dream ..poor polly was inside the cat ,who had also swallowed a mouse
poor james still on one knee cried "bloody hell never mind polly, I'v got cramp, help me up some one.
I will send for the fire brigade, they have hoists.
But the fire brigade were out on a call and couldn't come.
So James crawled to the corner of the street on his hands and knees
A large crowd had gathered by now and they were all shouting 'Get up, get up' , I can't cried out James in pain, someone rang for a crane from McAlpines.
Strange he thought, with a tilt of his head, people are giving me coins.
Soon he had enough money to send the big ginger cat to the vets to rescue Polly and the mouse.
At the Vets, Polly could be heard singing from inside the big ginger cat ' I know an old woman who swallowed a fly' The cat thought ' Blimey, let's get out of here, we could be on X Factor and make a squllion ' .....
If Ryland can do it, so can we......................
My eye was watering from the draft that was comming through the crack in the door I just wanted to see what James had in the box.....................
The angry looking police man smiled and shook his head, the bell's attached to his helmet give a tinkle. "what a strange day" he said to the old lady sat in the corner. She looked up and ....................
said "Polly put the kettle on we will all have tea"
That anonymouse even gets on here, perhaps the ginger tom can eat him too!
At that moment the doorbell rang and there stood a male stripper.
all covered in cobwebs ----
"Enough of all this" said James! "Get your kit off" squawked Polly! The male stripper turned to see..............
you got a good perch for polly now lets ser her use it..
and as the door gave way to a truly dreadful sight, James realised that the parrot was a robot
I don't know you can decondition a ROBOt and reprogram the software, the parrot on the other hand mimics and repeats everything you say...
but looking at the robot James realized how attractive it was - and yes joy of joys the robot was female
He put the bids feet in water for 8 hours to loosen it' grip on the perch.
to be continued
you lot are absolutely fantastic-I left James in your care and you certainly gave him an adventure to remember-but I must tell you the secret of the Velvet ring box and the "will you"
rehearsal was for the lady in his life--HYPERCAT...........
No! No! you cannot do this ....health and safety warning ...dangerous
So he went to the shop buy a new parrot but found that they were different prices - the ones above eye level were more expensive than those lower down! He asked why and the shopkeeper said "Have you never heard of higher perches?"
Bev x
James gives Stitch the bird
Lol x
Well done everyone - hidden talents like I said!
Bev x
stan5• in reply to
well done to you-your brilliant idea- never laughed so much.
all the very best-Stan.
Thank you Stan. Laughing good for you..
Bev x
Not what you're looking for?
You may also like...
I Think we all need a smile!
A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction…
“85 pounds for an...
hi i read all the posts hear i am surprised no one talks about taking health foods and many things that help i have copd a year now.
anyone interested i like to hear from you. i have had some very good results on some things i been...
The Partnership.
I have a little partner who I think is fond of me.
And in fact I'm fond of her but try not to let...
.......A NIGHT WITH MY LADY..........KOTC
..............................A night with my lady
Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play...
Goodbye
Asthma
Time may run out
