can you point me to the airport

Nah. He's keeping an eye on you 😉

After my cake recipe 😂😂😂

I agree with Carole, he’s definitely watching you. Xxxx🥰

Or my pie 😂😂 they get nothing from me 😂😂😂

He can smell the pie. Hope it was good. Xx👍💋😎

It was beautiful and to use ketchup as a gravy although I had my doubts I admit defeat it really works 😂😂

Sounds good xxx

Damn Aussies come up with good ideas 😂😂😂

When in Fiji, did a short stint as a waitress, the Aussies, who pinched my bum and called me "Sheila" had interesting food tastes. One day I was invited to a beach barbeque, wonderful I thought, roast meats etc. They served, white toasted sandwiches, they were filled with tinned Heinz spaghetti. Imagine them with sand in😱🤢

The Aussies may have weird taste but it works and taste good , and they do love a big 😂😂😂

wow !

Bbq

My fat fingers push the wrong button or its predictive text messing up 😂😂😂😂

Yuk!

He's waiting for some of your cooking 😂😂😂have a good night and take care 😊 Bernadette and Jack 🐕 xxxxxx 🌻🌻

Would have passed him a sausage roll happily but don't think it would have stopped there 😅😅

I definitely think he is too find you and the pies 🤣🤣🥧

Damn I'm going to have to go to the mountain and hide like Robert the Bruce me and my pie's 😂😂😂😂

Well if you're going Scottish with Robert the Bruce maybe you should make a Tipsy Laird trifle and put some JD in it 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe a haggis marinated for a week in JD mmm ideas forming

I prefer the trifle, not a haggis fan alas

😂😂😂 if it's covered in JD you could feed me anything 😹😹😹😹

🤣🤣

I would eat the ticks off a flea's back if they we're covered in JD 😂😂😂😂

Oh too much info Dave ugh!😂

😂😂😂😂 happy to put a smile on your face 😂😂

You really think he after your pies???No chance it’s the JD 😀

Right definitely doing a Robert the Bruce me my cakes pies and definitely the JD and vodka going into the mountain 👍🏼😂😂

So funny 🤣 x

Glad to have brightned your day , now off to chat up a spider 😹😹😹

Pls DONOT talk to me about spiders 😢🤮😱x

Well it's either spider or a ginger rat called Horace 🤣🤣🤣

Oh NO!

Sorry Horace feels unloved and unwanted and Henry the spider as packed his Web and scuttled off down the mountain 😞😞😂😂😂😂😂

I second that. They terrify me.

Our little eight legged friends do a lot of good for the garden and in the house 😂😂

No I start shaking and go into panic mode. I couldn't get close enough to put in a glass then outside. I go into Dalek mode "exterminate exterminate". I know it is irrational but I have always been the same.

Arachnophobia is very common in people it's one of the most popular phobias

I wouldn't say popular but common. Lol Anyway I like your new name Florence. It reminds me of Magic Roundabout.

Ok kiddies time for bed boing boing wouldn't want a spring up my behind though 😂🤣🤣

Lol. I'd forgotten that bit. Amazing how your brain shuts out distressing things. Lol 👠👠 A present for you. Hope they fit.

Stuff me I'm size eleven I'll never fit in them 😂😂😂😂😂 anyway mine have eight inch heels 😂😂😂

Oh sorry. Well you know what they say "it's the thought that counts". 😂

I appreciate the offer but have you tried to get your foot in your phone 😅😅😅

Lol. I like it. Two shoes you would need two phones. Never seen a size eleven phone though. 😎

Funny I haven't either 🤣☺️🤣

This will make you laugh I have two major phobias rats and needles yet I had a pet rat from pet shop and I have 67 tattoos 😂😂😂 fear is wild rats and needles at hospital or doctors 😂😂

A rat not my first choice for a pet. Needles don't bother me. I always ask the nurse or phlebotomist to be gentle. Sometimes they take 3 or 4 phial worth and I say "eh leave a bit for me".

I've been coughing lots of brown blood the bad stuff they don't seem to want that 😂😂

Oh dear that doesn't sound good. Better ease off singing in the shower.

It's every time I cough, I have lesions in my left lung which is almost collapsed so each coughing bouts pulling the lungs

Had the cough for over a year

Oh dear I am sorry to hear that. Are you having any treatment?

It's end stage which means not long to go before I get my wings and harp Which I'm chipping in for a jet and drumset 😂 I laugh because if I didn't I would be a total wreck 👍🏼👍🏼

Oh Dave I am so sorry to hear that. But I am so glad that you are able to maintain your sense of humour. What is the point in being miserable in the time that you have. I am sure it can't be easy but I admire you for your determination to keep your spirit up. Please take care. 🙏

🙏🙏🙏

I'm 2000 miles away from everything I love with no chance of returning I'm surrounded by foreign people none are family and basically I'll die alone so I got to keep my sense of humour and laugh at everything . I would go mad if I hadn't got my humour

I hope our bit of playful banter helped a little tonight. Now I must have something to eat. Not had anything all day. My little dog has had his 2 meals but nothing for me yet.

I will sign off for now.

Please take care. 🙏

🙏🙏🙏

Helped loads Go enjoy your dinner and take care 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🙏

Ah bless you and thanks.

🙏🙏🙏🙏

Go get your dinner you need fuel in the tank 😂😂😂🙏🙏

I have an electric batsome people wld say cruel but its only way i can cope x

Hypnosis is a good way to get over your fear

Hmm..i dont think it would work for me.im not very responsive to hypnosis and autosuggestion - too stubborn.))

Ok well I hereby decree no spiders will ever bother you again under the sentence of being zapped or stood on 😂😂😂😂😂

Ha i cant stand on the big ones 😱 its the electric bat every time...Thanku..i hope they pay attention.i allso make up a spray with essential oils to ward them off 😁

Perhaps a moat full of acid would be a better option 😹😹😹😹

brightened up your day

Definitely in agreement with everyone else! He’s after you, your pies and your JD!

I'm hiding in a cave in the mountains and not coming back until he has gone 😅😅 just got to get my cooker up here 😂😂😂

….a bbq?

No my oven I'll find a generator for electric 😂😂😂

Right I have a new plan , I'm shaving my moustache off I'm going to wear a pink toutou and call myself Florence wear a blonde wig and shave my legs then I don't have to move

That’s a really funny picture of you! Especially the tutu!

I am quite comfortable in a tutu 😊😊😂😂 I did happen to forget the black fishnets and red high heels

Lol

Glad you had a giggle at me in fishnets I happen to have a good pair of legs for fishnets 😹😹😹😹😹

Brill photo 📸 📷 🖼 🤳 👍 👌 daveyboy, as usual. Good morning to you, my friend. Hope you had a bearable night. Totally enjoyed elvis the movie, boy playing elvis did a superb job. Dont care what anyone says, to me he was always 💯 the king.

And Freddie Mercury will always be queen 👑👑😂👍🏼 glad you had a good night buddy .

Too right, queen best group of all time, elvis, king of all time. Dimash kudeilbergan best singer in the world.

Sorry me in the shower best singer hey nine out of ten cats prefer me 🤣🤣🤣

Silly sod, haha.

It comes with age and if you shake it to much apparently 😂😂😂

I have never heard anyone else like Dimash. His range is amazing and his very soft breathy to very loud throughout the range is unbelievable.

So very emotional 😢 Crystal 🔮 clear, just plain beautiful voice. Critics agree that he is the best singer in the world 🌎. He is also a very nice person, looking after people from his home area, loves ❤️ the kids. ✅️

Checking for fires

The helecopter pilot was definitely after my JD stash 😂😂😂

fire spotter ? or that type of helicopter is used or transporting troops here in UK. They sometimes fly over my house on low level corridor. usually 3 of them.

Or are you being invaded ?????

Definitely not fire Spotter we have a lot of airspace invasion from Turkey usually we have the fighter jets fly over or the Apache helicopters but recently the chinucks fly around from their base other side of the island to the civilian airport

That's a military chopper. He's spying on you. Tell him nothing- unless you can put a large message on the roof saying 's* d off.

Yes Greek 😂😂😂 they love food so just know he's after my cake and pie's 😂😂😂😂

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