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Daveyboy1963
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๏ปฟthis guy definitely lost he's been going round in circles for an hour ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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Nah. He's keeping an eye on you ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to CDPO16

After my cake recipe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I agree with Carole, heโ€™s definitely watching you. Xxxx๐Ÿฅฐ

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to sassy59

Or my pie ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ they get nothing from me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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sassy59 in reply to Daveyboy1963

He can smell the pie. Hope it was good. Xx๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to sassy59

It was beautiful and to use ketchup as a gravy although I had my doubts I admit defeat it really works ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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sassy59 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Sounds good xxx

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to sassy59

Damn Aussies come up with good ideas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

When in Fiji, did a short stint as a waitress, the Aussies, who pinched my bum and called me "Sheila" had interesting food tastes. One day I was invited to a beach barbeque, wonderful I thought, roast meats etc. They served, white toasted sandwiches, they were filled with tinned Heinz spaghetti. Imagine them with sand in๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคข

The Aussies may have weird taste but it works and taste good , and they do love a big ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

wow !

Bbq

My fat fingers push the wrong button or its predictive text messing up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Izb1 in reply to SORRELHIPPO

Yuk!

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He's waiting for some of your cooking ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚have a good night and take care ๐Ÿ˜Š Bernadette and Jack ๐Ÿ• xxxxxx ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒป

Would have passed him a sausage roll happily but don't think it would have stopped there ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

I definitely think he is too find you and the pies ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅง

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Suzie42

Damn I'm going to have to go to the mountain and hide like Robert the Bruce me and my pie's ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Suzie42 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Well if you're going Scottish with Robert the Bruce maybe you should make a Tipsy Laird trifle and put some JD in it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Suzie42

Maybe a haggis marinated for a week in JD mmm ideas forming

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Suzie42 in reply to Daveyboy1963

I prefer the trifle, not a haggis fan alas

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Suzie42

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ if it's covered in JD you could feed me anything ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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Suzie42 in reply to Daveyboy1963

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Suzie42

I would eat the ticks off a flea's back if they we're covered in JD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Suzie42 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Oh too much info Dave ugh!๐Ÿ˜‚

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Suzie42

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ happy to put a smile on your face ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You really think he after your pies???No chance itโ€™s the JD ๐Ÿ˜€

Right definitely doing a Robert the Bruce me my cakes pies and definitely the JD and vodka going into the mountain ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So funny ๐Ÿคฃ x

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Patk1

Glad to have brightned your day , now off to chat up a spider ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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Patk1 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Pls DONOT talk to me about spiders ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ฑx

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Patk1

Well it's either spider or a ginger rat called Horace ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Patk1 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Oh NO!

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Patk1

Sorry Horace feels unloved and unwanted and Henry the spider as packed his Web and scuttled off down the mountain ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Davegt in reply to Patk1

I second that. They terrify me.

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

Our little eight legged friends do a lot of good for the garden and in the house ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

No I start shaking and go into panic mode. I couldn't get close enough to put in a glass then outside. I go into Dalek mode "exterminate exterminate". I know it is irrational but I have always been the same.

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

Arachnophobia is very common in people it's one of the most popular phobias

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

I wouldn't say popular but common. Lol Anyway I like your new name Florence. It reminds me of Magic Roundabout.

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

Ok kiddies time for bed boing boing wouldn't want a spring up my behind though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

Lol. I'd forgotten that bit. Amazing how your brain shuts out distressing things. Lol ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘  A present for you. Hope they fit.

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

Stuff me I'm size eleven I'll never fit in them ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ anyway mine have eight inch heels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

Oh sorry. Well you know what they say "it's the thought that counts". ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

I appreciate the offer but have you tried to get your foot in your phone ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

Lol. I like it. Two shoes you would need two phones. Never seen a size eleven phone though. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

Funny I haven't either ๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

This will make you laugh I have two major phobias rats and needles yet I had a pet rat from pet shop and I have 67 tattoos ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ fear is wild rats and needles at hospital or doctors ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

A rat not my first choice for a pet. Needles don't bother me. I always ask the nurse or phlebotomist to be gentle. Sometimes they take 3 or 4 phial worth and I say "eh leave a bit for me".

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

I've been coughing lots of brown blood the bad stuff they don't seem to want that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

Oh dear that doesn't sound good. Better ease off singing in the shower.

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

It's every time I cough, I have lesions in my left lung which is almost collapsed so each coughing bouts pulling the lungs

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

Had the cough for over a year

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

Oh dear I am sorry to hear that. Are you having any treatment?

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

It's end stage which means not long to go before I get my wings and harp Which I'm chipping in for a jet and drumset ๐Ÿ˜‚ I laugh because if I didn't I would be a total wreck ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

Oh Dave I am so sorry to hear that. But I am so glad that you are able to maintain your sense of humour. What is the point in being miserable in the time that you have. I am sure it can't be easy but I admire you for your determination to keep your spirit up. Please take care. ๐Ÿ™

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

I'm 2000 miles away from everything I love with no chance of returning I'm surrounded by foreign people none are family and basically I'll die alone so I got to keep my sense of humour and laugh at everything . I would go mad if I hadn't got my humour

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

I hope our bit of playful banter helped a little tonight. Now I must have something to eat. Not had anything all day. My little dog has had his 2 meals but nothing for me yet.

I will sign off for now.

Please take care. ๐Ÿ™

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Davegt

Helped loads Go enjoy your dinner and take care ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™

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Davegt in reply to Daveyboy1963

Ah bless you and thanks.

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Go get your dinner you need fuel in the tank ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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Patk1 in reply to Davegt

I have an electric batsome people wld say cruel but its only way i can cope x

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Patk1

Hypnosis is a good way to get over your fear

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Patk1 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Hmm..i dont think it would work for me.im not very responsive to hypnosis and autosuggestion - too stubborn.))

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Patk1

Ok well I hereby decree no spiders will ever bother you again under the sentence of being zapped or stood on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Patk1 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Ha i cant stand on the big ones ๐Ÿ˜ฑ its the electric bat every time...Thanku..i hope they pay attention.i allso make up a spray with essential oils to ward them off ๐Ÿ˜

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Patk1

Perhaps a moat full of acid would be a better option ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

brightened up your day

Definitely in agreement with everyone else! Heโ€™s after you, your pies and your JD!

I'm hiding in a cave in the mountains and not coming back until he has gone ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… just got to get my cooker up here ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โ€ฆ.a bbq?

No my oven I'll find a generator for electric ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Right I have a new plan , I'm shaving my moustache off I'm going to wear a pink toutou and call myself Florence wear a blonde wig and shave my legs then I don't have to move

Thatโ€™s a really funny picture of you! Especially the tutu!

I am quite comfortable in a tutu ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I did happen to forget the black fishnets and red high heels

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Patk1 in reply to Daveyboy1963

Lol

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to Patk1

Glad you had a giggle at me in fishnets I happen to have a good pair of legs for fishnets ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

Brill photo ๐Ÿ“ธ ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿ–ผ ๐Ÿคณ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ daveyboy, as usual. Good morning to you, my friend. Hope you had a bearable night. Totally enjoyed elvis the movie, boy playing elvis did a superb job. Dont care what anyone says, to me he was always ๐Ÿ’ฏ the king.

And Freddie Mercury will always be queen ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ glad you had a good night buddy .

Too right, queen best group of all time, elvis, king of all time. Dimash kudeilbergan best singer in the world.

Sorry me in the shower best singer hey nine out of ten cats prefer me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Silly sod, haha.

It comes with age and if you shake it to much apparently ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Davegt in reply to Wonderboy6

I have never heard anyone else like Dimash. His range is amazing and his very soft breathy to very loud throughout the range is unbelievable.

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Wonderboy6 in reply to Davegt

So very emotional ๐Ÿ˜ข Crystal ๐Ÿ”ฎ clear, just plain beautiful voice. Critics agree that he is the best singer in the world ๐ŸŒŽ. He is also a very nice person, looking after people from his home area, loves โค๏ธ the kids. โœ…๏ธ

Checking for fires

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Daveyboy1963 in reply to peege

The helecopter pilot was definitely after my JD stash ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

fire spotter ? or that type of helicopter is used or transporting troops here in UK. They sometimes fly over my house on low level corridor. usually 3 of them.

Or are you being invaded ?????

Definitely not fire Spotter we have a lot of airspace invasion from Turkey usually we have the fighter jets fly over or the Apache helicopters but recently the chinucks fly around from their base other side of the island to the civilian airport

That's a military chopper. He's spying on you. Tell him nothing- unless you can put a large message on the roof saying 's* d off.

Yes Greek ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ they love food so just know he's after my cake and pie's ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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