Butcher's shop.

[2greys]

There were once two brothers, Ed and Tom. They owned a butcher shop together, with Tom in the front on the register and Ed in the back chopping meat.

One fine day, Ed is chopping meat in the back when he chops his finger right off. Ed screams:

"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"r>

And Tom comes running in. Now Tom, he's a real stand up guy, A real quick thinker, so he wraps up the finger in a plastic bag, takes it to the doctor, and the doctor sews it back on.

About a week later, Ed is chopping meat in the back when he chops his hand right off. Ed screams:

"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"

And Tom comes running in. Now Tom, he's a real stand up guy, A real quick thinker, so he wraps up the hand in a plastic bag, takes it to the doctor, and the doctor sews it back on.

About a month later, Ed is chopping meat in the back when he chops his arm right off. Ed screams:

"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"

And Tom comes running in. Now Tom, he's a real stand up guy, A real quick thinker, so he wraps up the arm in a plastic bag, takes it to the doctor, and the doctor sews it back on.

About a year later, Ed is chopping meat in the back when he chops his head right off. Ed screams:

"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"

And Tom comes running in. Now Tom, he's a real stand up guy, A real quick thinker, so he wraps up the head in a plastic bag, takes it to the doctor, and the doctor sews it back on.

After a lengthy surgery, the doctor comes out of the OR, wringing his hands. "I'm so sorry, Tom. Your brother is dead", he says. "What happened?" asks Tom.

"Well", replies the doctor, "He would have been just fine, but someone put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated"

[CDPO16]

😂

[Snackjack]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Annie31]

😆😆😆😆😂😂

[Hidden]

😂😂😂😂😂 What am I laughing for? That's sad!😥

[CDPO16 in reply to Hidden]

But funny.

[Hidden in reply to CDPO16]

You’re right, 2greys is getting better and better. 😃

[CDPO16 in reply to Hidden]

He definitely is

[corriena]

Ha ha ha 😁😄

[Gladwyn]

That’s so funny I’ve been laughing like an idiot at 2 am by myself. If anyone passing hears me they will think I’m mad 😂😂😂

[MoyB]

2greys, you are doing a wonderful job of keeping me laughing! I'm still chuckling about the politician choosing between Heaven and Hell. The punch line on that one was a corker! xx Moy

[Alberta56]

How gruesome- I like it.

[Ragrug]

@made me giggle

[watergazer]

Oh dear 🙈

[Shirleyj]

😂😂😂😂

[Walkwalkwalk]

Oh, 2greys!!

[leo60]

Hahahahahahahaha! Thank you 2greys! xx

[Margaret_craft]

This one is a cracker 2greys, I'm roaring with laughter. I have a great imagination, and thinking about his head in a plastic bag, is making me worse. It's brilliant. Thank you you have made my day. 😂😂😂😂

[HollyBoyd]

Brilliant 😀

[majji]

One can only wonder just where you get them from - loved it!

[Bluenotes]

🤣🤣🤣

[Burbagegran]

Thanks for the joke, the type I really like! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣