Silly 'Salesman' or 'Woman' Jokes

[AndrewT]

Dear All,

The World's BEST 'Salesman' makes a return call, to the Inuit/ Eskimo, that he sold the FREEZER to the year before. "So how are you 'getting on' with it?" askes the Salesman. "It's Ok but...." replies the householder "It's a Real Pain, cutting all the ICE, small enough, to fit into those trays😁".

A 'Know It All' Salesman, or woman, knocks on a Front Door. As Soon as the door opens, (s)he immediately throws a Huge Bag of 'Rubbish' up the hallway. There is 'all sorts', of rubbish.....Wrappers, dust, hair, crisps, pieces of paper, dry food waste and well everything- you have 'never seen' such a mess.

The Salesperson (see NOT sexist) proudly announces, with a gesture of confidence "This" pointing to the Machine, in his/ her hands "is the most Powerful Vacuum Cleaner ever made. If this Cleaner does not remove, every single 'Scrap', of this rubbish I will Personally EAT it". "Well I hope that your hungry 'Chum'" says the laughing Householder "because I don't have Electricity"😂😋.

A 'Travelling' Salesman (this time a man) arrives at the Company, he was sent to 'make a Killing' from. On the door is a, very politely written, notice 'Travelling Sales People' please follow the Route, highlighted in red'. So he follows the, assigned route, down an alleyway, past the Works canteen, around a corner, up some stairs, along a gantry, down some other steps and finally into a courtyard.

Somewhat exhausted, by this 'Trek', the Salesman sees a gate Marked 'Travelling Salespeople' this way. The Salesman opens the gate, to find himself back on the street.… On the lamppost opposite is a sign, that reads, 'Keep Travelling'😁.

Come on be honest wouldn't YOU, have Loved to, have done That one🤗.

AndrewT