In splendid isolation
We while our days away.
To get some exercise
We have a little play.
I throw the ball for her to get
She doesn't even budge.
Thinking I would help her,
My foot gave her a nudge.
Next thing is she's on the phone
To the RSCPA
"Come and pick me up"
I heard the little tyke say
"He's kicking me around the house
Because I would not play,
I'm a dog and not a girl
So I don't have to stay."
I went and got the biscuits out,
The telephone went dead
And now we are good friends again
And both went off to bed.