She would always dread parties or theatre trips,
how can you go there with a bladder that drips?
On days out shopping oh what a to do,
finding a route that includes every loo!
Her handbag contained six pairs of clean knickers,
but opening it up would give her the jitters!
But then she found something that saved her sanity
and helped her preserve a little vanity.
She now keeps a package so tiny and neat
a pretty silk bag, small and discreet.
It holds Tena Lady with odour control
so she now visits friends, achieves every goal.
She goes to the pictures, to picnics, to parties.
She mixes with folk who are real arty fartys.
She also plays hockey and netball and tennis,
and has plans to travel to Rome and to Venice.
So dear ladies, don't stay home crying,
it's Tena Lady you should be buying
.......A NIGHT WITH MY LADY..........KOTC
Stories of a hospital volunteer - Stranger on the Shore 
Well I never!!
