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The Hamster's Tale. (A silly one to redeem myself.)

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I'm a hamster on my tread mill

Going round and round and round

I thought this thing was wonderful

When it first was found

My days were very boring

Before it here appeared

I thought I'd die of boredom

My owner also feared

But then I was young and active

I really made it spin

Now I'm old and knackered

And getting rather thin

But I can't stop this spinning

It's deep ingrained within

If only I could stop a bit

And have a double gin.

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RoadRunner44

Where do you come from Don? Out of interest, did your wife appreciate your humour and poems? Chrys

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I came from where I still am, Chrys. Although I've travelled a good deal I've never lived further than 3 or 4 miles from where I was born. My wife and I were happily married for 55 years before she died 2010 and we laughed a lot, so I assumed she appreciated my humour as I did hers. She would be surprised if not astounded to find me writing as I do here.

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My hubby keeps me going with his humour. He has me believing things and takes me an hour so to realise hes winding me up. Always has a smile. Been married 39 years next Friday.

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I'm very pleased to hear that, I'm sure it's that sort of rapport that makes for long and happy marriages. Congratulation for next Friday, when it gets to 50 you might have got to like him. 😂x

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I love him as he is wouldn't have him any other way.

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Sounds as if you were very happy together. How did you meet? School maybe?

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sassy59

I’ll join you Don but not until tomorrow as doing dry January.

Thank you xxxxx

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I can wait. 😍😘x

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🍾🥂Cheers. 🥰😀👍

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skischool

I trained to be an astronaut hammy defying centrifugal force

They put me in that wheel and turned it very fast of course

But what they didn't know and could not have foreseen

Was that i would throw up in my tidy cage and leave a mess for them to clean

They retired me from my post and now its a simple life for me

Just sleeping in my cage until the kids feed me carrots for my tea. :)

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That's lovely, Skis. Good-night children............everywhere.😊x

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Hacienda

Your on Form Today Master Don, Clear Head. Great for us. XXXX

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It's that time of the year isn't it, housebound and bored. Not for you though with your lovely family over. 😊xx

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Yes, Don, Exhausted but Happy. left them to do their own Thing with my Son & Other Granddaughter in Town, ( who travelled up from Brighton), They're in a "Posh" Hotel having afternoon Tea. I'm off for my Much needed Siesta Now, until they arrive home and want Real Food like Steak Pie & Chips . XXX

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I hope you didn't forget the mushy peas. 😉

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CDPO16

Wonderful imagination to think of so many things to rhyme about.

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