The camper van is sitting there
Looking all forlorn
Dolly and Sal are wishing
They could reach to toot the horn
They've been sitting in there
Far too long they think
Their patience is exhausted
And they are on the brink
Of getting out and leaving
And trying to hitch a lift
They'll flash their yellow boomers
If you get my drift
So Midge and I are planning
To take them on a trip
With fish'n'chips and G&Ts
To help them get a grip.