Humans are untidy things,
Who won't do as they're told.
They won't fit in their boxes,
Especially when they're old.
COPD's a useful one
A lot are shoved in there.
But some will say that they don't fit
I don't know how they dare!
Others say that just one box
Is really not enough.
They want to sit in more than one
I tell them "Oh that's rough."
"We can't have people sitting
In just where they wish to be.
Just take this medication,
And we'll sit back and see".