Has anyone heard of a short Australian film called Rhino Christmas? I have searched everywhere online that I can think of but I’m not getting any results at all. I used to have it on video and watched it every Christmas for years. It’s about the Christmas Rhino who parties and dances the lambada and drinks too much. He's seriously peeved by Santa getting all the attention. He’s summoned by a girl called Mott by saying shooby dooby doowah. Trace and Raoul who are working at the municipal dump on Christmas Day make artificial snow in her front yard from the junk from the dump. Raoul hates instead coffee (his words) and Mott invites them into the family home to make proper ground coffee. Her parents, who she calls by their first names, are asleep in bed stoned or something. It’s a very cynical take on Christmas. But I can not find any evidence of this film existing! Surely it’s not just all in my mind?! And if it is, well I’m going to make this film because it is brilliant and I’ll be rich 😁 It’s a masterclass in cynicism. I remember telling Skis about it once, knowing that he’d be as appreciative of it as I am. But I can’t find it or anything about it. Someone out there must surely have heard of Rhino Christmas? 🤔
As I haven’t got a picture of the Christmas Rhino, here’s a photo of my sheep. It actually stopped raining for a while. When I was walking back from work tonight a duck swam past me. Really.