I was feeling a bit down having had another poor night's sleep trying to clear congestion most of the night. My very nice lady Oxygen Manager told me that K Y Jelly was very good for the nasal soreness associated with Oxygen Cannula (which I had heard here and elsewhere before) She burst out laughing when I said that asking for it at my local chemist might cause a few raised eyebrows as I am 82, but they might just think that I've had miracle cure and a new lease of life. She said that I should go in and shock them all by saying "K Y Jelly please and give me the biggest tube that you've got." When I said "And two dozen condoms," she almost wet herself laughing.
I left the clinic feeling happier and smiled when I saw the interested expressions on the faces of the next couple of patients waiting.