Remote controls and chargers
Their numbers do increase
I think they must breeding
A practice which must cease
When you ditch a gadget
Or a TV you replace
The remote control or charger
Seem to stay and take up space
And so the numbers build up
You don't know which does what
You're frightened to get rid of one
It might fit something that you've got.
I don't know what the answer is
To solve my little grouse.
But making matters even worse
I've found another mouse!