NHS silly sign 2: All done in the best... - Lung Conditions C...

Lung Conditions Community Forum

56,330 membersβ€’66,959 posts

NHS silly sign 2

skischool profile image
skischool
β€’38 Replies

All done in the best possible taste. :) xx

Written by
skischool profile image
skischool
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .
38 Replies
β€’
Katinka46 profile image
Katinka46

Scallywag.....

Zebra scratching his head and hasn’t got it yet. What an innocent....

Love from a slightly scandalised Kate and a baffled Zebra xxx

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toKatinka46

Kate i think i was blushing as much as Zebra was scratching when i saw this one,and we trust these people with our lives. :) xx

chubby2x22 profile image
chubby2x22

Have you got sunstroke young man, wherever do you find them. Jane

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply tochubby2x22

You only have to ask Mr google the right question and hey presto. :) xx

HungryHufflepuff profile image
HungryHufflepuff

Thanks for making me laugh, I needed that 🀣

🚼

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toHungryHufflepuff

Glad to see you have got over your shock of the other evening HH :) x

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Naughty skis, and naughty me too really. Lol xxxx

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply tosassy59

Such a simple mistake by the sign writer or fabricator and probably still in existence. :) xx

Kittykat2 profile image
Kittykat2

Shouldn't laugh really ......πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜‡πŸ’•x

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toKittykat2

KittyKat,it's probably been there for years and nobody has realised , :) x

mellyme profile image
mellyme

Pure gold.

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply tomellyme

This conversation mrmelley could get decidedly smutty but i reckon the person who erected the sign is now too embarrassed to alter/remove it.:)

mellyme profile image
mellyme

Don't ask, don't tell.

Lemon7 profile image
Lemon7

Hilarious!

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toLemon7

The wonders of the English language and their connotations are endless. :) x

Phil40 profile image
Phil40

That’s a good one!

I wish I had taken a picture but I took someone to Salisbury District Hospital a year or so ago and as we were leaving about 3 people came out of doors to our left with their dogs, they were therapy dogs or something and allowed in.

Anyway, myself and the person I was with were both surprised, not realising that there were therapy dogs allowed into the hospital and my friend must have asked what was going on.

As it happened, one of the owners grinned as he pointed to the name on the sign from where they had appeared, and honestly they had been in β€˜The Stroke Unit’ cheering up people who had suffered strokes I presume.

The guy I had brought up is definitely not the sharpest chisel in the box. His reaction was absolutely classic as he briefly believed that there was a unit there in Salisbury Hospital where one can stroke dogs. And it even had its own signs and everything.

Honestly, I was actually a bit embarrassed for him there for a while after I wiped my tears of laughter away.

Classic!!

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toPhil40

Having been a frequent visitor to my local stroke unit on behalf of my wife who suffered one and to tell you the truth the bloody dogs would have been more beneficial in her treatment than the staff i observed.I think the guy you where with deserves more recognition than you prescribe him :)

Phil40 profile image
Phil40

Yes, I can think of some medical professionals I have met who I would have selected to be replaced by dogs for better care and probably a greater medical knowledge, if it was a choice between them or the dogs.

Gingerapple profile image
Gingerapple

πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Weewheezer1 profile image
Weewheezer1

😳

Whitechinchilla profile image
Whitechinchilla

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Mavary profile image
Mavary

Ha Ha! Nice one.

Margaret_craft profile image
Margaret_craft

That's very funny skis. Surely everyone can see the funny side of it, or maybe not. Not everyone has our sense of humour. Having a good chuckle anyway., so thankyou for posting it. xxπŸ˜‚

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toMargaret_craft

I am always aware that we all have different senses of humour Margaret and as they say you can't please all of the people etc etc. :) x

Izb1 profile image
Izb1

And there is me thinking you had been behaving whilst I have been away, looking at your posts I am not so sure my friend. Scruffy has been sleeping far too much and has been sadly lacking in his duties, shall be having a purr down his ear x

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toIzb1

Irene,you are determined to change the sex of my cat and she isn't having any of it,she says i might not be the most attractive feline on the patch and i may be a bit scruffy but there is no way anybody is going to call me tom oh and by the way she hopes you had a nice time and the aches and pains have settled down a bit. :) x

Izb1 profile image
Izb1

As always you miss nothing, sorry scruffs think I have early dementia and am feeling sleep deprived, due to too much alcohol and too much nattering into the early hours, which always helps the pain, my excuse for self medication ha! I KNOW you are female and love you for being so, but you have to get a grip of your slave x

skischool profile image
skischool

Scruff's accepts your apology.the early dementia has been noted,just in case you forget it and she assures you that the human slave has been gripped accordingly. :) x

Skatergirl1 profile image
Skatergirl1

Well, according to some religion man on the tv the other day, that is the reason we have gay people In this world??? Maybe he knows more than we do lol xx

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toSkatergirl1

I think this man of religion is possibly skating on thin ice and such statements may bear the wrath of our Lgbt community so distance yourself from this evangelist and watch something like newsnight,it's safer. :)

Skatergirl1 profile image
Skatergirl1β€’ in reply toskischool

I agree....he is a total nut job!! X

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toSkatergirl1

I didn't mean in any way to rebuke you and i certainly don't bat in the same wicket as the said community but even in humour we can be targeted by them as being anti and phobic even in their support.it's become a very complicated world. :)x

Skatergirl1 profile image
Skatergirl1β€’ in reply toskischool

I didn't take it that way, and understand what you mean about being politically correct nowadays. Just couldn't believe what i was hearing from the preacher the other day, his ideas are totally bonkers lol xx

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply toSkatergirl1

Sadly as often reported in the land of our American cousins there are many of these nutter evangelists spouting all sorts of hell or damnation theories and rubbish,normally for a gratefully received donation to further their cause and individual wealth. :)

NuttyNan9 profile image
NuttyNan9

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ well that definitely made me chuckle 🀣

majji profile image
majji

I doubt that Mr K Everett ever did anything in the best possible taste - how wonderful he was!

skischool profile image
skischoolβ€’ in reply tomajji

Yes i remember him fondly,more so as a d.j on the radio before the tv fame when i lived down south. :) xx

majji profile image
majji

Definitely one of my favourites . . . . .

Not what you're looking for?

You may also like...

Silly silly woman

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2519834/Woman-left-fighting-life-sparking-huge-explosion-lig
Suzy6 profile image
β€’

Silly question

Take Phyllocontin tablet, morning and night. Last night I had tremendous cramping of legs and toes....
β€’

Silly fall

Hi.. Silly blind me..slipped on the bathroom mat, hit the metal bottom of the shower stand, split...
β€’

Silly Sunday

Well Sunday is normally reserved for serious stuff so i thought being Ski's i would rock the boat a...
skischool profile image
β€’

Something Silly

Don't want the weight loss but like the others please!
β€’

Moderation team

See all
AsthmaandLung profile image
AsthmaandLungAdministrator
moderator_AandLUK profile image
moderator_AandLUKAdministrator
Claire_ALUK profile image
Claire_ALUKAdministrator

Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.

Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.