Ok guys and gals, a little tongue in cheek maybe.
But have any of you poor sufferering souls found that the demon drink actually serves you well?
I should I guess point out that I am slightly well oiled as I type, but in a nice fun smiley happy and friendly way.
I put this phenomenon to my GP recently and she said "The alcohol obviously relaxes you, so you must be stressed and this is causing at least some of your breathing issues". I will agree with that up to a point.
However, don't you think it could also be relaxing the smooth muscles in the airways?
A few beers for me knocks the spiriva muscarinic effect for six on the relaxed muscles front as far as I can see. Whoohoo!!
Is permanently drunk the way through this?
Should we be given free alcohol coupons?
I did read a while back in some very boring long winded medical journal that Spirometry tests were actually found to be slightly more positive after alcohol.
So answers on a post card. What do you personally think. It may or may not help you that's certainly true of course.
But many of us are anxious over our breathing and rightly so, and maybe focusing maybe a little too much on things sometimes. Some are not and I get that too.
But if a blockage is a blockage is a blockage then surely, if there is any relief to be felt with just a little tipple, well then it's got to be time for free booze on the NHS. (UK only of course) that's you out Red Sox.
I'm sure as many of us were smokers we probably liked a drink back then too?
And although we have to look after ourselveves nowadays, we're not all T total. So come on, have you noticed the difference. And if so it could genuinely be of some importance one day. I can see the headline now.
"Abusive drunken fool in ditch gives vital clue to police for cure of killer lung disease"
Well, anything's possible.
Nighty night.