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Asthma's cousin is so much more bold, it lives on the outside for all to be-hold.

Eczema at least can be seen, even so it is quite mean.

Asthma we know lives inside, it's found itself a safe place to bide,

It causes havoc in our lungs, using mucus to make it's bungs.

Coughing and spluttering I'm a noisy bloke, even though I did not smoke.

You score no points while coughing away, those around you do not stay.

I tell you my friends do not despair, we're all entitled to earth's pure air.

On your next visit to the clinic, hopefully be seen by a non cynic.

Now we're in the twenty first century, for asthma treatment there's a large inventory.

Please make sure you get the best, and wrap up warm with a nice thick vest.

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Candyred

Brilliant! X

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sassy59

Excellent rattleben. Xxxx

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Katinka46

Makes me itch just reading it. Brilliant.

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SquirrelsHolt

That really great Hidden !😁

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Whitechinchilla

Very clever very true πŸ˜‚

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Juliette011

LOL. Very well said. Many thanks for this great share, you obviously do have a flare! (a wee follow on! but should it be flair?) All the very best. Cheers

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