Doggerel.

I'm a dog pooh picker-upper

That's what I always do.

I do not want to see you

With dog pooh on your shoe.

Those black plastic pooh bags

I have them by the score.

When I pull my hankie out

They all drop on the floor.

I put used ones in the dog bin,

If you see one in a tree,

I swear upon my honour

It was not put there by me.

[sassy59]

You’re so thoughtful Don. Thank you for making me laugh. Xxx 😀👍

[Hidden in reply to sassy59]

Picking up is so ingrained in me that I pick up way out on the tide-line with the tide coming in! 🤓

[majji in reply to Hidden]

A true captain, Cap'n

[Hidden in reply to majji]

⚓🚢👍

[SquirrelsHolt]

Oh Mr.D who'd of thought I'd be laughing at pooh on a Sunday morning!😁

[Hidden]

ha ha made me smile Don Happy Sunday to you

[roz38]

Brilliant as always. You always put a smile on our face.

[Burs]

Hi don-1931. Another beauty and another laugh out loud for me. Thank you xx love burs xxxx

[Pantani]

Well done Don, this is a subject not be poo pooed at. ☺

[cofdrop-UK]

😃😃😃

Xxx

[Candyred]

Fantastic! .. I use to use the baby poo bags .. there scented.. 😊.. huge hugs Mr D xx

[Hidden in reply to Candyred]

The ones I use are scented and I only seem be able to get them from Spar shops around here. The worst ones are the see-through type, who on earth wants to see the contents of a used pooh bag! 🥺

[Candyred in reply to Hidden]

Oh I bought a packet of them by mistake once .. 🤮.. couldn’t use them .. gave me the willies!.. xx

[hypercat54]

Very good Don and so true. When I was dog walking my sisters dog I used to have them everywhere and if someone wanted a doggie bag whilst out at lunch I had 100's to spare.

Mind you I did start using instead those little plastic bags from the supermarket coz they are free! x

[sassy59]

Oops! Don’t get wet! You’re a good man Don. Xxx 😘

[Katinka46]

Love it.

K xxxx 🐕🐕🐕🥔🥔🥔 (I know it’s a potato but it was the closest to dig doo.)

[WheezyAnne]

Brilliant. I read this out to my fella, Scott who volunteers picking litter at the local Park ; says he comes across quite a few Pooh bags in the trees, some of which he can't even reach, and he's a bit of a monkey himself.

[JANET127]

Incredible mind! Poems out of you just flo.....like a river! Great brain Don!

[Hidden in reply to JANET127]

I did warn them when I first joined not to encourage me but they didn't listen.

[majji in reply to Hidden]

I think we are all so glad they did not listen .....

[Shirleyj]

Ha ha ha, why do people chuck them on trees? Every jacket I put on I have poo bags in the pockets x x x

[MoyB]

I wilsh everyone else did the same as you, Don. Near us there has come a trend for putting pooh in a bag then leaving it on the grass verge! Not nice!! Great poem, by the way. xx Moy

[carrina]

Made me laugh again xx