Lung Chat.

Said one lung to the other,

How are you today?

We had some lovely nice fresh air

Sent down here yesterday.

I think he must have had,

A trip down to the sea.

If he could only stay there,

How lovely that would be.

It's now got very chilly,

We'll have to make him cough.

I don't like having to do that,

It really pees me off.

At least he has inhalers

Which will settle us I'll be bound.

Then we'll send him up,

That sticky stuff that we found.

He likes to have the white stuff,

But when we've run right out.

We'll have to use the green.

I suppose that's better than nowt.

Don't ever send the yellow though

That really makes him cross.

He'll send down Aunty B's and steroids

Who think that they're the boss!

[SquirrelsHolt]

Another Mr.D classic 😅😂😂😂😅!!!

[Magpuss]

😂😂😂😂 Brilliant!

[Candyred]

Brilliant! Can I borrow this please? So true to read in such a funny form .. huge massive hugs Mr D xx

[Hidden in reply to Candyred]

Of course, Rosie, help yourself. Put it back when you've finished with it. 😉x

[Candyred in reply to Hidden]

Thank you and I promise I will xx☺️

[sassy59]

Brilliant Don! Love it. Xx 💖😘💖😘

[cofdrop-UK]

😀😀

Cx

[Pantani]

Wonderful ode Don. That epitomised the way we all feel at times. 👍😎😎😎😎😎😎

[Hidden in reply to Pantani]

Me too, their wheezie chatter keeps me awake at night. 😟

[corriena]

Very clever 😄

[Julier1955]

Genius my friend, keep them coming x

[stone-UK]

Hi

Best ever, should be in ever medical centre and respitory clinic.

[Hacienda]

Brilliant Don, Best Ever my Friend, Shut up right Lung, No, said left, Let's just Listen to Don Then. XXXXXX

[Kittykat2]

What a mind you have Don !😂😂😂

[Hidden in reply to Kittykat2]

Many think I'm losing it. 🙄

[Kittykat2 in reply to Hidden]

😀😃 when do you write them Don?

Middle of the night... daytime..... over breakfast haha.

Are you onto the next one as we speak?😏😏X

[Hidden in reply to Kittykat2]

Whenever a thought occurs to me Kitty, if I don’t write it down immediately it’s gone in a flash. I usually write the last line first. 🙄

[Whitechinchilla]

😂😂😂 hilarious. Thanks

[pegbl]

You've really out shone yourself with this one Don it's brilliant. Xxxx

[Hidden in reply to pegbl]

😇

[megshafer]

Don you are a poet...you really should be published!!

Very enjoyable, as always !!

Take care of you!!......Cuddle and treat for Midge.

Meg

[Hidden in reply to megshafer]

Phew! I thought that read I should be punished! I’m not a poet Meg, at best just a rhymer and there are others on here just as good as me, but thanks for the cuddle 😋. I don’t know about the treat for Midge, she is getting rather chubby. I’m thinking I should take her to the PR classes with me.😉

[MoyB]

Good one, Don! xx Moy