Even Santa poos

[skischool]

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Scruff's and i don't do Christmas so this is our alternative Christmas card for all our dodgy lung buddies.Enjoy, it's in the worst possible taste but what else would you expect from us two.

Love Ski's and Scruff's xx

[Jazzkady]

Well that caused quite a stink ! Scruffs is above that sort of behaviour, poor cat! Never mind you have New Year to look forward to Cheers!

[skischool in reply to Jazzkady]

Yes says he with a hint of mischief,we must find a suitably offensive/insensitive New Years greeting for our buddies,a task in progress me thinks xx

[mellyme]

This has made my day, you stinker!

[skischool in reply to mellyme]

i told you we couldn't be a**ed about Christmas,but at least we made the effort. x

[Hidden]

😂😂😂 Can this be the gentleman that criticised me for acting like an out of control sheep dog and telling me to calm down? Surely not!

Well behaved Don xx😇

[skischool in reply to Hidden]

And here was me thinking you where going to be offered the starring role in this xmas epic dear Don but i couldn't find a cameo role for the delightful Midge,so i didn't want to offend. x

[Hidden in reply to skischool]

Fear not dear Skis, I shall stagger manfully on role-less, whilst Midge is grateful for your consideration as she does not approve of lavatorial humour. 🙂x

[sassy59]

What can I possibly say to that Skis and Scruffy?.......🤣😂 certainly made me laugh!!!! Now go and sit on the naughty step.

Take care. Xxxx 😘🙏🏻

[skischool in reply to sassy59]

We will accept our punishment seeing as it is coming from such a lovely lady.

Ski's with a cat in the corner.xx

[sassy59 in reply to skischool]

Such lovely words....you’re both forgiven. Xxx 😀👍😘

[Ergendl]

Ha ha ha!

[skischool in reply to Ergendl]

Glad we gave you a chuckle Ergendle during this seasonal madness.

Ski's and Scruff's x

[MoyB]

Well, trust you to lower the tone, Skis. As you know, I wouldn't dream of doing so myself! Bathroom humour at Christmas indeed!!! Got me laughing though - and you know what that makes me do? I cough - and then ... oh dear! Happy Christmas! xx Moy

[skischool in reply to MoyB]

Moy,a certain person did spring to mind when Santa started playing his merry tune,i hope we haven't given you and yours too much distress.

apologies Ski's and Scruff's xx

[MoyB in reply to skischool]

Don't make me laugh again! Ooops! There I go again. I haven't even got a Scruffy here to blame. Apology accepted! xx Moy

[Margaret_craft]

Aww Skis you have excelled yourself. It's hilarious. Santa will definitely be bypassing your house this year. You will sit on the naughty for a week with this one. I'm 😂😂. Can't wait to see what your New Year one will be. xx

[skischool in reply to Margaret_craft]

Margaret,only a week?then we have failed miserably and must try harder for the new year.

Ski's and Scruff's xx

[Hacienda]

Hola Carino. That is me at the moment without the Hat. 2 weeks and I'm exhausted, Never mind. I am sure you will still feel the Spirit of Christmas with a few good Whisky's I hope so. Stop Blaming Scruffita, she is your Little Diamond. Love n Hugs Besos. to you Both xxxx

[skischool in reply to Hacienda]

Querida Carino,Sending rescue meds of the velvet and quilted sort for your unfortunate condition.we hope you can wipe away your problems and enjoy the coming festivities.

Besos Naughty Scruff's and Ski's xx

[Hacienda in reply to skischool]

Ha ha, You never fail to make me smile. Yes, Velvet is Good. Off to my Breathe Easy Christmas Fuddle now, In all my Red Glory, Lets hope I am not a Mirror of your Santa Poo image in female Form Salud Hic. XXX Besos.

[SquirrelsHolt]

Oh that was a stinker but what a good one it was, dear Ski & Scruffy!x

[skischool in reply to SquirrelsHolt]

We aim to please Squirrel's and hopefully a sweeter smelling and more refined Santa visits your household.

Ski's and Scruff's x

[Hidden]

😂🤣😂🤣 And a very smelly Xmas to all! 😂🤣😂🤣🤳

[skischool in reply to Hidden]

The manufacturers of 'potpourri' will hopefully be donating to the blf with gratitude for this free advertising of their product,

Ski's and Scruff's x

[Hidden in reply to skischool]

I certainly think the producers of V.I.Poo should provide a sizeable donation for all your hard work - especially your factual research?! 👍😊

[2greys]

I will make sure that alongside his glass of milk and mince pie there is a note to remind him to lock the door!

[skischool in reply to 2greys]

2g's if you must leave out these so called treats for a bloke who doesn't exist i feel you have a duty under the HSA to at least offer toileting facilities.

S & S x

[HungryHufflepuff in reply to skischool]

Skis did you ever see a movie called Rhino Christmas? It’s an Australian short film. Best ever Christmas movie. I used to have it on videotape and alas have never been able to find it since. It’s about the Christmas Rhino who’s always grouchy because Santa gets all the fame and glory, he’s usually hung over and weary from partying too hard and dancing the lambada. And he’s very cynical. I’m sure you would love this movie as much as I do. If ever you get a chance to see it, don’t pass it up. And please let me know where you saw it!

[skischool in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

No1 on my Christmas bucket list H.H,in fact the only number in a very short list of One.i wasn't always this grouchy and cynical,i used to be worse,

Ski's doing a Barry Norman and searching the archives. x

[majji]

Loved it!

[skischool in reply to majji]

Glad you enjoyed it Majji,don't forget to leave the quilted out lest you receive a visit from the man in red.

Ski's and Scruff's x

[majji in reply to skischool]

Now I just need to find out if it is used at the palace . . . . the gent in red will have to make do with Tesco's cheapest .....

[Johnem]

Funny advert and the next one is even funnier.

Happy Christmas.

[skischool in reply to Johnem]

Thank you Johnem,all done in the best possible taste.

S & S x

[Hidden]

Loved it Merry Xmas Ski's Scruff's

[skischool]

Thank you Majt,glad you enjoyed it,greetings to you and yours by return.

Ski's and Scruff's x

[Hidden]

Hi Skis 🎿, hope you do good hot food though and give Scruffynounette a new mouse toy!

Thank goodness the Brits still play football at Christmas!!!

Love,

Fran xx

[skischool in reply to Hidden]

Happy,it's why your fancy foreign football players struggle in the Premier league,none of these continental winter breaks for our poor underpaid football super heros LOL.

Love Ski's and Scruff's xx

[Hidden in reply to skischool]

Cheeky as ever..here they go away in Dubai or Qatar somewhere hot and feel refreshed to beat the likes of you!! Well don’t tell Penny 😉

Nighty night!!

Fran xx