CONSTIPATION. A little joke.

[Johnem]

I was sat on the toilet earlier, constipated and straining really hard, when suddenly, there was a loud POP and everything went dark.

"Arrrrgh!! I screamed.

Then the wife shouted "There's been a power cut!"

"Thank God for that" I shouted back. "I thought my eyeballs had burst!"

[Roysieboy]

It’s just as well u can make light of the situation. Hope ur power is sorted. 🤓👍

[Johnem in reply to Roysieboy]

I saw what you did there...light of the situation....

Fortunately it was just a joke.

[Kristicats]

😭😭😭PMS!😭😭😭

[SORRELHIPPO]

I used to go up into West London some years ago, when there was IRA bombing (checked under your car when you returned) etc to stay safe. Was sitting in a coffee bar, with my back to the big glass window. There was a big bang, followed by glass raining down on my head. I thought I must be badly hurt from a bomb!! My friend sitting the other side of the table collapsed into giggles and explained that the strip light above my head had exloded!!