Paleo diet Ordered By Dr...

[Clamdigger]

My Dr told me to go on a Paleo diet to deal with my problems... This is my feelings about cauliflower mash potatoes.........Cauliflower taste like someone ate a dozen boiled eggs, waited one hour , farted into the dirt.. Then tended to that fart dirt lovely for two months , until it grew into a fart flower...Harvest it on the hottest day, ripest day of the year, boiled it for thirteen hours then tried to fool people into thinking it just taste like mash potatoes..... my rant.....

[sassy59]

Oh Clamdigger, I am sorry but that has really made my day! 🤣😂🤭

I must go and show Pete.

I do sympathise......honest! Xxx 😝

[Clamdigger in reply to sassy59]

I have to learn how to cook different ... Plus no butter on Paleo

[sassy59 in reply to Clamdigger]

Good luck to you and Pete sympathises too as he’s not a fan of cauliflower. Xxx 😘

[skischool]

A paleo diet is a dietary plan based on foods similar to what might have been eaten during the Paleolithic era, which dates from approximately 2.5 million to ...

what did you expect...........Caviar?lol

Bin it and just eat sensibly.

Ski's and a cat that loves Tuna x

[hypercat54 in reply to skischool]

So Mammoths would be ok to eat then? x

[Clamdigger in reply to hypercat54]

Yes back then

[hypercat54 in reply to Clamdigger]

Not many Mammoths around now I'm afraid. x

[skischool in reply to hypercat54]

Must have been the paleo diet they were eating and here's me thinking they disappeared because of climate change? x

[hypercat54 in reply to skischool]

Lol. So they were part of the problem instead of part of the solution? xx

[Clamdigger in reply to skischool]

lol to funny

[Clamdigger in reply to hypercat54]

No Mammoths just grass feed cows... At least I don't have to make a spear and gear up the clan to go for a hunt ...

[Clamdigger in reply to skischool]

You try and make food look like other food to make your plate look better .. So you feel like your not missing out.. lol

[Clamdigger in reply to skischool]

They had fish eggs back then they just did't know it was a high price meal.....

[adapting]

I would like to know who that doctor is, they are very forward thinking! Diet makes an immense difference if you think of the association between silent reflux and breathing- this is what I have discovered anyway!

[Clamdigger in reply to adapting]

The Dr is a MD plus practices in food health with vit.. The Dr is in NS Canada my MD didn't have the time so I paid out to see a Dr that pratices both.. She said that I have low grade inflammation that is causing all my problems with lung infection high blood pressure OA sleep problems acid reflux ,diabetic .. Asthma ... the list goes on with me.. We are eating to much of the wrong foods that are making us sick.. In Canada Dr's are telling the patients to go low carb but don't have the time to explain .. This Dr gave me one and half hours it cost me 175.00 can claim it on income tax plus Blue Cross... I'll post to see what changed in my health..

[adapting in reply to Clamdigger]

Thanks Clamdigger, please do, I also have sleep apnea, reflux, gastric problems, copd, I think diet is key, haven't worked it out yet though!

[Clamdigger in reply to adapting]

Ok I"ll post under Paleo diet

[hypercat54]

That is so funny I can't stop chuckling. Thank you for that. x

[Clamdigger in reply to hypercat54]

I have so much time on my hands to think about things... My husband eating mash potatoes desert bread .... bought some more I'm going to try again .. I like to think they were curry bushes back then so I'm going to try it with curry..... I slowly moving up my two million years....

[hypercat54 in reply to Clamdigger]

Lol there were definitely curry bushes growing then. Why do you think the Woolly Mammoths grew so much hair? x

[Clamdigger in reply to hypercat54]

lol .... Me thinks I'm going to move my diet up by 2 million years..

[skischool in reply to hypercat54]

No brainer,cos it was cold and they didn't have central heating. x

[hypercat54 in reply to skischool]

They probably lived ooop north then x

[Clamdigger in reply to skischool]

At least I can use my pots and pans...they had nothing open fire ...

[skischool in reply to Clamdigger]

so with their open fires they created global warming and bought about their own downfall and only the vegetarians who ate cold grass survived and that's why the world is so boring

[Clamdigger in reply to skischool]

lol to funny... Well I moved myself up by 2 million years .... I think we made it to India by then .. Its rough but I put cauliflower in a beef stew turned out ok..

[chubby2x22]

I agree diet does make a difference but I'll just cut back on the chocolate, Haribo, and cake. Jane.,

[Clamdigger in reply to chubby2x22]

Its going to be rough life time of sweets and bread all that good stuff... The Dr believes my problems are coming from the way I eat.. We'll see .....

[HungryHufflepuff]

Reading between the lines I’d get the impression you don’t like cauliflower.

Probably best not to mention the cauliflower rice which is ... well yes, cauliflower disguised as rice.

Oh my goodness I love mashed potatoes (made with potatoes) I have so much it looks like something from Close Encounters of the Third Kind 👽

[Clamdigger in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

lol to funny ...... No butter maybe that is what the problem was.. Trying to think back 2,2 million years... So I moved myself up buy two million I feel that they did come across curry leaves while attacking a wild boar and put the two together....But they didn't have frying pans...I might go fishing collect some clams do some forging ... This is going to be rough as my skinny husband and his family who have long lives with no health problems eat cake and cookies .....

[Hacienda]

Ha Ha Thanks for that Clamdigger. I recall all 8 of us Children in the 50/60's having to line up every Sunday, having to Drink the water from Boiled cauliflower & cabbage. Mum would tell us it is the Best Vitamins we could have. Of course we had to eat the Veg with Sunday Dinner, We had a Smelly House every Sunday....No Mash though, only Roasties. xxxx

[jackdup]

Thanks for the laugh and I agree with your description. My wife really likes it but the smell alone was enough for me to not even want to taste it. Then I tried it raw and it is much better than cooked, at least in my opinion, so if you don’t have to have it cooked try it raw, you may like it better.

[Clamdigger in reply to jackdup]

I just bought some more see what I can do with lol