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Hello, I'm Doctor Google.

How are you today?

Please key in your symptoms

And how you want to pay.

Prescriptions if they're needed

To Amazon will be sent

For next day delivery

If that's what you've dreamt.

If you should be bed bound

Leave the window open wide

So the drone delivery

Can bring the goods inside.

Most complaints are serious

You won't have long to go.

So view our funeral offers,

And save yourself some dough.

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breatheeasy1

Very good πŸ˜‚ Sounds very familiar ha ha x

Too much of this πŸ’» in my house leads to too much spending of this πŸ’·

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sassy59

Very funny Don. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Pantani

Brilliant Don, we should get you elected as Poet Laureate

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Katinka46β€’ in reply toPantani

What do you mean? He already is.

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pegbl

Brilliant as per usual πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‰

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Katinka46

Love it. You wicked old man.

Kate xxxx

β€’ in reply toKatinka46

Not so much of the β€œold” thank you! 😘

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chubby2x22

Really funny Don. Jane

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Stumpy55

Hehe 😹loving it, well done Don. Keep writing, you keep our spirits high. πŸ‘xxx

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Ergendl

Ha, ha, ha :)

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helenlw7

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Love it Don. You’ve started my day with a smile, despite the pain of toothache!

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MoyB

Oh Don, how do you keep coming up with such pertinent odes? This one is spot on - again! xx Moy

β€’ in reply toMoyB

Dunno πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ weird innit!

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MoyBβ€’ in reply to

Or very clever! xx

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WheezyAnne

Like it. Very good.

β€’ in reply toWheezyAnne

Thank you.

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TomTitTot

Spot on, I bet you've a wicked twinkle in those eyes of yours!

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