Some things we don’t mention
Like toileting and such.
But I want to mention one thing
That sometimes worries us much.
That is about the toilet seat
Which ladies don't like up.
Causes gentlemen a problem
If darn thing won't stay put.
The toilet manufacturers,
Seem to take the ladies side.
The space between seat and tank
Needs to be more wide.
So I've a tip for gentlemen,
Your requirement to achieve.
Just prop the darn thing open,
And remove it when you leave.
(Unless you live alone as I do, in which case it stays put)