A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
A leopard it's spots can't be changed.
The second mouse always gets the cheese,
The first one just gets rearranged.
When the cats away the mice will play.
And there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Proverbs, proverbs everywhere,
How many more can there be?
There are a LOT. My grandmother had one to fit every occasion. 
My favourite is an old Yorkshire one:
Hear all, see all, say nowt, tak' all, keep all, gie' nowt, and if tha ever does owt for nowt do it for thysen.
My best friends Mum wrote that in my autograph book 66 yrs ago - I still have it😊
That's almost a character reference of me,lol.
March winds and April showers
Bring forth May flowers.
Here's hoping ....I have had enough of March's snow showers...keeping fingers crossed
Lots Don. My mum was fond of many hands make light work. Xxxx😀😘
My gran (part Scots part Yorkshire) always told me " If you ask, you won't get. If you don't ask, you don't want."
Ha ha think you've opened the floodgates there Don, my mum seemed to have one for every occasion........ and I might had some of them were not for children's ears 😂😂😂
Xxx
it must be jelly cos jam don't shake like that......,Dads favourite oft repeated,,,,skis x
another springs to mind.Willful waste makes woeful want.another dad favourite.....oh the joy of having a jolly dad........Skis and a sad childhood.never a light was allowed to be left on for fear of the tallyman calling lol.
That's Scottish and dates back to 1721
Many a mickle makes a muckle?
Is that Scottish, it was on an old calendar and stuck in my memory.
I believe the correct wording is 'Many a little makes a mickle'. It is Scottish and 'muckle' is merely a variant of the dialectal 'mickel' which means a large amount.
The popular version on that old calandar makes no sense. Interesting init? Well like I said, you either love 'm or hate 'em. 
A mickle is a wee pickle i.e. a small amount but a muckle is a large amount so " many a mickle mak's a muckle " means a lot of a small amount adds up to a large amount, if you follow me.
This is a fine example where we all know what the proverb means, but the actual words say something completely different.
Quote from the Concise English Dictionary:
Usage: The forms mickle and muckle are, by origin, merely variants of the same (now dialect) word meaning ‘a large amount’. However, the alternative form of the proverb (originally a misquotation) has led to a misunderstanding that mickle means ‘a small amount’.
Ah but that is the Concise English dictionary - we Scots have an entirely different way of looking at things.
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In other words, Look afterthepennies and the Pounds will look after themselves.
And if you've all finished showing off - Pride comes before a fall ! Sheila xx
My old teacher's favourite - Necessity is the Mother of invention.
One I like - Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes.
Easy come, easy go.
How about...... He who laughs last didn't get the joke at first.
Drunks , God love em !!!
Feel like my lungs collapse overnight
Shoppers. (We've all met 'em.)
I hate housework
