My Friend.

I have a very special friend on who I can depend.

We're never very far apart our love will never end.

There's no one else so knowledgeable, smart as smart can be.

Except perhaps for common sense, well, that's left up to me.

We make our way through daily life, walking hand in hand.

In this complicated world of ours, proudly we do stand.

When my life is over and it comes my turn to leave,

I cannot help but wonder..... will my iPhone start to grieve?

[sassy59]

Ah Don, probably not but who knows? I don’t think mine will give two hoots! Xxx 😂💖😘💖😘

[Magpuss]

Well that didn't end as I thought it would! I was expecting Midge to wriggle into it somewhere- made me laugh though.😄😄

[hypercat54]

Brilliant Don and made me chuckle.

I know a very rude mob phone joke and if you want it pm me. x

[Hidden in reply to hypercat54]

I didn’t pm her, honest! (Crossed fingers behind my back). 😂😂😂😂

[hypercat54 in reply to Hidden]

No of course not Don (fingers crossed also) The offer is open to anyone who wants to hear it...

[Hidden]

Hi, I expected you to say Midge. 😂 🐶 Majt

[Caspiana]

Hahaha. 😁😂 I woke up and read tgat. Made me giggle into my coffee. ☕ Brilliant as usual. xx

[Shirleyj]

😂😂😂😂xx

[SquirrelsHolt]

Oh Don....you really had me going then.....thinking its about Man and Dog.....but NO!

Blinking technology and iphones!!! I did chuckle though.

[mskpjb]

My name is Midge and I must say I'm really quite offended

I really, really didn't like the way that rhyming ended.

Okay that thing you praised so much can do a lot of things

But it can't bark to tell you when the doorbell faintly rings.

I stay by you through thick and thin, especially when you're sad.

So I'll forgive that "mobile" poem 'cos you're still my lovely Dad !

Only joking Don, I know Midge is Number One, Take care, Sheila xx

[Hidden]

🤭🤭😢😢😢

[undine]

very good thank you xxx

[peepsluv]

Very new on here & first post. My darling friend/Sister (not blood related) we met and laughed the following almost destroyed me. Mobiles should not ring on bus telling me news of Doreen's sudden demise, anurism at work no prior warning - could not be saved.

Her (RIP) her running joke was:, if you die before me don't have your mobile with you caus if l should follow you'll keep me ',up' as with 'neighbours'!! My love for Doreen is instilled in me everlasting as with being buired feet away from my one and only Daughter who passed at the age of seventeen. My intentions are not to create sadness, please smile as that smile will be from me as I cannot smile again. Lisa