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Would someone like a giggle? It makes you feel better😊

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Quick Jokes

(the corny kind...)

Mary walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the proprietor for help.

"I'd like a box of birdseed," said the lady.

"For which kind of bird?" he asked helpfully.

"Oh, I dunno," she replied. "Whichever will grow the fastest."

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A woman came to her doctor in a panic. "Doctor! All day long my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed. What will happen to her?"

"Don't worry." said the Doctor, "Eventually, she will rise and shine!"

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"Doctor, what's the matter with me?"

"You're not eating properly."

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WheezyAnne

Made me chuckle Thank you

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Lindy-loo1949• in reply toWheezyAnne

Mission accomplished 😊

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madonbrew

Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

No,Europe oo

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Lindy-loo1949• in reply tomadonbrew

Ha ha love it!

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madonbrew

Sorry that was my 7 year old nephew's joke! I thought it was well funny!

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Lindy-loo1949• in reply tomadonbrew

Oh well tell him we're joke stealers 😂

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madonbrew• in reply toLindy-loo1949

I love the simple jokes...I can actually understand them...hahaha!!

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Lindy-loo1949

Thanks 😉 laughters the best medicine

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madonbrew

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam!

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BillBruce

Thankyou

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undine

very corny but very good thank you xx

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Lindy-loo1949• in reply toundine

Yes really corny 😜

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deenyweeny

Thanks. I got giggle.

Why do elephants have big ears?

Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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