Humour- Senior Citizens.

Senior Texting Codes

Young people have theirs...

Now us Seniors have our own texting codes:

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO -Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

***** Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[Elorac]

Brilliant made me chuckle

Take care

Carole xx

[Jaysha]

Very funny Kathiesue. My anthem at mo is rain rain go away as my breathing worsens. Have a nice day

[O2Trees]

Hysterical

[maggiemay347]

Very funny. Lol. x

[undine]

lol very good thank you xx

[Tracy3078]

So funny

IPMS (i nearly peed myself.

[maximoe]

There r absolutely brill, It's a shame i cant remember them, LOL!!!! Well done u, they made me laugh a lot. Gentle hugs. x.