Mechanic -v- Doctor Story........Enjoy

Mechanic v Doctor Story

Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc can I ask you a question?' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, 'Try doing it with the engine running.'

[Katinka46]

Brilliant! I too had thought heart surgery was glorified plumbing and neurosurgery glorified electrical work. Your brilliant joke has changed my mind!

Keep them coming...

K x

[Hidden in reply to Katinka46]

Really great punch line.

[Sheilab123]

Brilliant, loved it! xx

[Hidden in reply to Sheilab123]

Thank-you Sheila.

[Tuttifruity]

Love it, makes me smile, keep up with the funnies, I like them.

Other half has had 4 way bypass. Daughter asked surgeon if he was 'practising' on her dad, or was he qualified ? It certainly broke the ice !! He made a good job, she was happy.

Linda

[Hidden in reply to Tuttifruity]

I will Tuttifruity

[Hidden]

Another good one Gerald! xx

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Thanks Wendells.

[Photogeek]

Like this one Gerald.

Hannah

[Hidden in reply to Photogeek]

Hannah, I am glad you like it.

[29h3m]

Makes you stop and think , very good answer.

[Hidden in reply to 29h3m]

Yep. Totally agree.

[ericwood992]

Love it!!

[Hidden in reply to ericwood992]

Thanks Eric

[Raven1937 in reply to Hidden]

Thanks for the uplift. Raven😀

[Hidden in reply to Raven1937]

My pleasure Raven.

[Lynda1952]

That is brilliant xx

[Hidden in reply to Lynda1952]

Thanks Lyn

[maximoe]

That was sooo funny, We all need more of this xx.

[Hidden in reply to maximoe]

I agree maximoe, humour is also good medicine.