It's a lovely place to spend an hour or so if you've loadsofmoney and suffering from an attack of the gimmes.
After gazing at faux rusted lanterns and eye-wateringly expensive garden furniture...enormous bunches of artificial flowers that look real, even close up. I was fooled by the sweet peas...handmade soaps wrapped in gorgeous papers smelling divine...I did give in and bought a Grapefruit scented one...pretty bone china mugs and matching tea-pots...no milk jugs though, doesn't anyone use them anymore?
Bean bags...huge things that cost €200...there was a white one...imagine a white bean bag...it was on a shelf, bearing a discreet label...Please Don't Touch Me. There are the very latest glossy cookery and gardening books...and one about crocheted flowers which I looked at and put back hastily after seeing the price label...a darn sight cheaper to look up a demo on YouTube.
There's a section for the sort of kitchen gadget which appears to be a good idea at the time but ends up right at the back of a drawer...forgotten about. Those tiny forks to jab in the ends of corn on the cob...petit four moulds...a thing to hang on the side of a saucepan so your wooden spoon doesn't fall into the soup...a special asparagus cooking pan...
Then it's the sweets...proper old-fashioned mint humbugs and acid drops and fudge...sherbet pears and all-sorts...they come in scrunchy cellophane bags. So it was chocolate fudge for Himself and liquorice comfits for me.
The pet section has everything and much more besides for any animal you'd keep as a pet...parrot cages and stands...budgie toys and chinchilla powder for their jackets...automatic cat feeders and electric fences 'for strong and stubborn dogs'...bags of highly specialised food for elderly dogs or those who are obese...even some as 'ideal supplementary food for wolf-hybrids'...suppose you'd usually feed them on half a cow...live crickets for spiders and freeze-dried mice for snakes...
And cat stuff.
I homed in on the cat thing I found on their website while Himself almost collapsed at the price until I pointed out I was using my modest nest egg of pennies saved up for such purchases...he cheered up after that.
A lad put it in the car for us...it's awful heavy... and we brought it home...I stuffed Murphy into the sleeping compartment where he slept for about five minutes before emerging to leap onto my desk again...