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Six o clock and all's well, rather cold around the edges but at least its still dry, the clouds are moving away slowly and I think we are going to see the sun as there is some area's of red in the sky, or am I day dreaming already. Hope you all are feeling ready for this day, and feel in a smiling mood. :)

The family were gathered for the reading of the will of Doug Smith, there was his wife, daughter, 2 son's, his nurse and 2 witnesses.

It read I want my son Bernie to take the Mayfair houses, my daughter Sybil to take the apartments in the East end. Jamie I want you to have the offices in the City Centre,

And my dear wife Sara to have the residential buildings on the rivers edge.

The nurse and witnesses were blown away at the amount of property holdings of Doug. One witness said to Mrs Smith" your husband must have been a really hard working man to have has accumulated such wealth.

Sara replied " Wealth what Wealth he had a paper round."

I am in a wicked mood so I am going to ask. Why can't a blonde dial 911 ?

Because she can't find the 11.

Now I will be in trouble :)

See you all tomorrow God willing. xxxFred :)

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Up early like you Fred, thanks for the joke to start the day. Weather here in the Midlands is similar so maybe we will have a sunny day. Enjoy your day till tomorrow dawns and keep smiling :) :) :) xx

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holly17 in reply tokatieoxo60

Hi there Katie who ever gets the sun first pass it on. My daughter Kate and Hannah granddaughter will come over for lunch today as per usual, but Debbie my other girl is now up in Southampton nursing so empty space at the table but we speak each day. Also Kate will be able to see how the building is progressing I am sure she will be pleased. Speak later xxx :) ;)

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O2Trees

You should be in trouble Fred :D But you have such a sweet naughty way with you you've probably dodged the bullet ;) ;)

Have a lovely day with - aaagh - sun xxx

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holly17 in reply toO2Trees

Pleased you are back in the fold O2 you have been missed, I needed you to keep me on the straight and narrow as I am just an old ex sailor who is easily led down the wrong path.. honest :)

Have a really good Sunday xxx Fred ;) :)

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Lyd12

Hi Fred,

suns shining here in Herts, hope it lasts. Hope I find some energy today, have been feeling tired all the time. Not like you, up at six indeed. ! Ive a confession to make - bought myself a china figurine, a weakness of mine. wonder if anyone else has a guilty pleasure, ha ha Fred, behave! Love Iris x

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holly17 in reply toLyd12

Iris you must be reading my mind, as I was going to reply to your question but better not now :) I hope you get a second wind as we say and are able to get out a bit. I am waiting in now to hear about any guilty pleasures that might come forward, OK I admit I am a secret chocolate eater. :) ;) xxx Fred :)

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Lyd12 in reply toholly17

I see you remember the song about the secret lemonade drinker! come on, Im sure you can do better than a harmless bit of chocolate - youre just too good to be true, loved that song! Love Iris x

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Jolyn

No, you're not in trouble Fred, you make us all laugh too much. Have a lovely Sunday, it's quite pleasant here. I'm cooking a chicken roast today. :-) xxx

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holly17 in reply toJolyn

Thanks for that Lyn the jokes could not refer to you or any other blonde on this site as you are all far to clever. :) creep creep.

How strange is that Hannah asked if we could have a chicken roast instead of lamb this week :) xxxx :) ;)

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Jolyn in reply toholly17

Lol...I'm sure none of us blondes take it personally Fred.... lol

Enjoy your chicken :-) xxx

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Colours23 in reply toJolyn

No he's in trouble.

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holly17 in reply toColours23

oh please colours you know you love me really xx :)

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Jolyn in reply toholly17

Bahahahhahahahha...now you're in for it Fred. xxx

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hufferpuffer

Morning Fred, sending some sunshine to you!! Enjoy your dinner with your girls 😀 hugs huff xxx

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holly17 in reply tohufferpuffer

Cheers huff sun arrived and then the clouds came again, thanks I always enjoy the girls coming down even if I don't get a word in sideways. xxx :) hugs on there way back x

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sassy59

Naughty Fred but very funny! Quite dull and overcast here and chilly round the edges. Hope you have a good day and wishing you well as always. Thanks for the laughter. xxxxxxxxx :) :) :)

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holly17 in reply tosassy59

Thanks for that hope the day is going well your end, some times it pays to be naughty xxx :) ;) :)

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sassy59 in reply toholly17

Night for now Fred. A new day begins tomorrow. xxxx :)

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butter-fly

Loved the joke Fred! Very witty. Must be the way you tell 'em that you get away with blond jokes.

Have a great lunch and even better day and remember it's Sunday, a day to put your feet up now and then. Here's to a great week ahead for all of us.

Sara xx

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holly17 in reply tobutter-fly

Hi Sara whats this about Sunday being a day of rest, I am still in the forces and the police mode there were no Sunday's then. And I think I might be in the naughty book for the blonde joke lol xxx Fred :)

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Colours23

He doesn't get away with them !!

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holly17 in reply toColours23

Please be gentle with me xx ;)

Hi Fred, the jokes made me smile, but since reading the heading I've had that song stuck in my head all day. Xx Sonia xx

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Sorry Sonia that's a really menace when that happens, when I wrote it I started singing it but stopped before Lyn had to get her ear plugs again.

xxxFred xx :)

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bulpit

Morning Fred, You are obviously a optimist, Red sky in the mornings is shepherds warnings, but always better to look on the bright side,hope Sunday went well.Best wishes,Bulpit

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bikergrove

Morning Fred another cracker! x

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