Mike 71

[Mike71]

Hi everyone , I hope this joke doesn't offend anyone , Two friends were talking & one said " I can't wait to get home to get my wifes knickers off...................they're bloody killing me

Mike 71 xxx

[sassy59]

xxx

[butter-fly]

Very funny Mike!

[Hidden]

Good joke Mike but can you watch your language please? Foul language not allowed on the site. x

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

what foul language cough i dont see it

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Bl......y x

[Mike71 in reply to Hidden]

Thank you Mandy1365 for coming to my defence re the joke I sent,

Best wishes Mike 71 xx

[Mike71 in reply to Hidden]

There was no foul language involved COUGH

[Hidden]

Thats not foul language cough.........your just offended at the ways its been used x

[casper99]

Haha, good one Mike.

Coughalot, I wasn't offended either, he gave folks a warning if they were of a delicate nature and it wasn't exactly that bad enough a swear word to warrant a ticking off. We're not kids.

[Mike71 in reply to casper99]

Thank you Casper 99 for defending my joke,

Best wishes ,Mike 71

[peterjones]

hi mike you forgot the boom boom at the end mate still a good one peter jones queensland Australia psp sufferer

[Mike71 in reply to peterjones]

Hi Peter Jones, thanks for your comment, all the way from Oz,may I wish you all the best.

Mike71

[peterjones in reply to Mike71]

hi mike hows it going ok I hope I have just watched the local team playing rugby league it a hard game but we won. well mate life goes on here the temp has been arpound 31 degrees which is not bad for autumn is it very comfortable no humidity which is great well mate see yer take care I see you bought a mobility scooter one that comes apart I bought a shoprider about 12 months ago but I do not use it now because when I strip it down to put in the car the blinkin batteries weigh a ton it feels like it but i kept it just in case mate

liked your joke as well mate could not see anything nasty in that mate but depends on the indevidual I suppose see yer mate stay upright matey its the only way to go peter jones queensland Australia psp sufferer theres thunder down under take care matey

[Mike71 in reply to peterjones]

Thanks for your post cobber,sounds as

if its a bit warm there, the weather here is fine & sunny but we have a cold wind. The battery on the scooter I have is also very heavy but we keep it in the boot, incidentally I have COPD, Glucoma , I have lost one eye, & I have an erratic heart rate, I also have slight osteoporosis, I that's enough to be going on with but I try to stay upright as you put it,

Best wishes MIKE

[rubyred777]

Good one Mike

Plain and simple and funny! Lol!

😊😊

[Mike71 in reply to rubyred777]

Thankyou Rubyred,

best wishes Mike 71

[bulpit]

Morning Mike, No offence taken and very funny, Happy Easter, Bulpit😃😃

[Mike71 in reply to bulpit]

Thank you for your post about the joke I sent, I had a complaint about using the word b-----y, I hope you wern't offended,

Best wishes Mike 71

[Nikkers]

B****y funny Mike. XX

[Mike71 in reply to Nikkers]

Hi Nikkers, thanks for appreciation of the joke, & for defending my use of that foul swear word !! ! !!

Best wishes ,Mike xx

[helingmic]

Hahahaha! How did he get into this "situation"??? Cheers, Mic

[Hidden]

The word 'bloody' is a swear word and swearing has no place on a public site such as this. Would you walk into a roomful of strangers and start using such language? This site is open to a wide variety of people, some of whom, like me, wouldn't dream of being disrespectful enough to others by using foul language, even in a joke. If you must use it abbreviate it please. Please show consideration to people of a different generation or background please.

I don't like it and know of others here who don't either.

[Lolly2]

OK, now I have seen the joke, I'm even more concerned at the intolerance....that is a particular expression, 'They're b****y killing me.'

[Mike71 in reply to Lolly2]

Thanks Lolly 2 , I didn't offend everyone then,

Best wishes ,MIKE 71 XX

[Mike71]

Thanks Flibberti for your post, good luck MIKE71