How true!

[Nikkers]

My Daughter suggested that I could get my children's names tattooed on my body! I told her....."I already have...they're called stretch marks!

[pergola]

What is this craze with tattoos. I find something faintly repellent about them. They seem to take over the body. They are permanent. What happens when you get tired of them. Call me an old grot if you wish xx

[Hidden in reply to pergola]

I agree, must be an old grot too! Xx

[Nikkers in reply to pergola]

It's just a joke pergola, all my Daughters hate tattoos! I do actually have a small one on my left shoulder which was done when I was just 15 years old. My Mother went mad at the time, but like you say, it's permanent .....so at 73, I'm still stuck with it. lol XX

[Hidden in reply to pergola]

ive got one on my bum ha ha ha

[Nikkers in reply to Hidden]

You "cheeky" girl !

[Hidden in reply to Nikkers]

ha ha yeah.....

When i first got it done i got up the next morning there was an imprint of the tattoo on my bed sheet x

[Hidden]

Too true! Xx

[hufferpuffer]

Lol! 😀 I remember my son when he was a nipper saying I had patterns! 😊 xxx

[Nikkers in reply to hufferpuffer]

Nice one Huff! XX

[Jolyn]

Bahhahahahhaha....nice one. lol

I'm not a fan of tattoos....I don't like them at all

[butter-fly]

Good one Nikkers! Now mine have kids themselves they can see what we mean. Mine never had tattoos either but there's still time!

Fortunately no pierceing either. Hate both with a passion.

[Hidden]

ha ha

ive read loads of your jokes i dont know where you get them from but honest when i was having a rough day the other day i was on your user activity laughing my head off x xx x

[Nikkers in reply to Hidden]

Glad to help mandy. I have hundreds of them, but have to space them out on here. Laughing is so good for you. XX

[redted]

Yeah,written in code.Lol

[holly17]

Nikkers I just love your sense of humour xxx Fred

[Nikkers in reply to holly17]

Thanks Fred, you write some crackers yourself. XX

[holly17 in reply to Nikkers]

It seems that we both write crackers not bad for a couple of tattoo,ed 73 year olds xxx Fred

[Nikkers in reply to holly17]

It's the wisdom that comes with age Fred! lol. XX

[bikergrove]

Ha yes you are right,i don't understand this craze now to cover yourself with tattoos, but i suppose they are a different generation x

[Hidden]

Don't like them... I would never have one. ....its bad enough having birth marks..........

...what happens when the wrinkles start.....?

[Offcut]

Oh So true, every year our children add another wrinkle but we still love them.

[Azure_Sky]

I never had one, when I got around to thinking I would like one, I was told I can't have one because I am diabetic.

They would be a good idea to alert medics if you collapse. I have Meniere's disease and would hate to be mistaken for a drunk and ignored.

[warwickstag]

Very witty Nickers, like your makeover. Have to say that tattoos make women look like navvies, and a big turn off for me. Not keen on them for blokes either, but couldn't stop my son disfiguring himself while still at school.

[helingmic]

This is a good testimony! I have a sort of B just above my knee. Bigid is my wife and I showed it to her, but she wasn't really impressed!!! Mic

[jimmyw123]

good one niky