If our oxygen isn't to help us breathe, then why can I breathe with it and not without it?
How do you cut your toe-nails when bending double isn't an option...
Why does a small waterproof padded stool to sit on while having a shower cost as much as a new three piece suite...with matching cushions and extra for delivery...
Why do people say...should you have occasion to say you have long term clinical depression...' You don't look depressed! '
How do you actually know that whatever vitamins you're taking are working...or would you be better off eating extra chocolate instead...
Is there a polite way of telling the smokers outside Tesco's to bog off while you walk past...just in case an errant lighter blows everyone sky high...
Why has Himself suddenly decided he really needs to discuss something incredibly boring...the minute I'm totally absorbed in listening to Stephen Fry with my lovely head phones...
And why does Himself give the donkeys all the carrots when I was planning on putting them in stews...
Why did Gerry not tell me the tumble dryer we bought recently sounds like a freight train going through endless tunnels...
How do you cope, when upon meeting a next door neighbour who engages you in conversation, you find you've totally forgotten their name...
Why do plumbers, electricians et al have a sharp intake of breath when they see the work someone else has done...and blame you for employing them in the first place.
And why do incredibly thin people go out power walking or jogging...
On most of the why's I do not have an answer but On Towse last Why I've got the answer. It is just the way we were put together. When a woman invites a man for dinner she prepares properly. The right Dress, not to much not too little, the Right food, not too much not too little. The right music, not too hard not too soft just right. Etc etc however the male brain can not multifunction and with less words and restricted vocabulary because we don't talk a lot, the male invitation for dinner sounds like this: Bring food come naked. So if you dont have money how you cant bring food and then there will be no sex - See the explanation is simple.
Why oh why......if we knew the answers to these questions of the funny ways of other people we could earn a fortune as philosophers......on the other hand if we knew all the answers life would be far less
amusing and amazing!
Take care with your oxygen line I am really getting worried about it and am just glad I do not have one!
Thank you for my giggle and frustrations for the day - one more needs adding - Why is it that HMRC is always right????? Have a great day xxx
I a pleased to say the HMRC are not always right. I had the DWP say I had not paid enough NI according to HMRC? After 6 phone calls and many months I got though to someone that was willing to listen and investigate. I proved I had paid the NI but it took over 4 months and my MP to get it sorted with the DWP even with the letter from HMRC confirming it!
BTW because you have it on your wage slip does not mean it has been paid!
Can certainly relate on the first 4 and would add those who say 'but you look so well' grrrr - yes if sitting not moving and on oxygen - oh well - thanks for post take care xx
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