If our oxygen isn't to help us breathe, then why can I breathe with it and not without it?
How do you cut your toe-nails when bending double isn't an option...
Why does a small waterproof padded stool to sit on while having a shower cost as much as a new three piece suite...with matching cushions and extra for delivery...
Why do people say...should you have occasion to say you have long term clinical depression...' You don't look depressed! '
How do you actually know that whatever vitamins you're taking are working...or would you be better off eating extra chocolate instead...
Is there a polite way of telling the smokers outside Tesco's to bog off while you walk past...just in case an errant lighter blows everyone sky high...
Why has Himself suddenly decided he really needs to discuss something incredibly boring...the minute I'm totally absorbed in listening to Stephen Fry with my lovely head phones...
And why does Himself give the donkeys all the carrots when I was planning on putting them in stews...
Why did Gerry not tell me the tumble dryer we bought recently sounds like a freight train going through endless tunnels...
How do you cope, when upon meeting a next door neighbour who engages you in conversation, you find you've totally forgotten their name...
Why do plumbers, electricians et al have a sharp intake of breath when they see the work someone else has done...and blame you for employing them in the first place.
And why do incredibly thin people go out power walking or jogging...
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A Bit About Himself...
