I bring to you from Duhickydoo
Aka AzNin/Azaard D'Az Poet 'O' the North
An ode I hope you all like
To Coughalot1
The years not quite begun
Put him down
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Meganell pink frilly dress and carnations
Band playing Jazz,
Drinking Tia Maria
Sounds very Bazaaz !
Newlands in a black evening gown
Bag and booties to match
Plus a Harrods hamper to boot
At which I certainly won't pass
It's something that's definitely a catch
Sonia (1972) in a posh onesie
A sight you really must see
UB40 a great choice
Hope she's still got a voice
Unlike mine, it's gone back to sea
And she's not swapping the WKD for PG
RibvanRey likes their music of their day
It's just their own particular way
My own choices are eclectic
But I don't like scream and shout
But as far as Des O'Connor's concerned
I agree with Russ Abbott
All he's good for is catching trout
Pollyjj you're shameless
Like Cleopatra all draped in gold
Being fed grapes on the sofa or so we are told
There is a man who is coming home
But will he do as he is told
Just like Mark Anthony
Brazen and bold
Stone have you gone nutty
Squirrel Turkey and Pig
But the Fosters etc should have us doing a jig
As for friends across the pond and our friends down under
Some of them love their Coors
And the others Malawbrawonga' (Kangaroo p**s) Catlemaine XXXX
Butterfly you're bringing lobster from the Maine
I've got a sauce for that it's totally insane
It'll frazzle and dazzle and blow out you're brain
It's original Cajun Bijou
Beluga caviar salty and sleek
It slips down so graceful
But it's not for the meek
Vintage Champagne Don Perignon 52/53
Will do at a push
But a Bollinger Grande Arnee 53 will suffice
Dozy Dormouse is coming in her little killers
And believe me when I say
This Mouse is no xmas stocking filler
Bucks Fizz and smoked salmon
And I'll bet there's chestnut butter
And she won't need big furs to keep her toasty and warm
Cos this little Dormouse
Will have Royalty on her arm
(Just hope it ain't Wingnut)
Scorpiolass sounds like she has a bit of a sting
But the Monsoon black maxi seems just like the thing
You'd better ring Chatsworth
Not Castle Howard
Cos this silly bugger called Howard is out
Bulpit our Cough will avail you a really comfy chair
Up by the fireside so the flames you can stare
Reminiscing of childhood
And great memories to share
Janann(25) so the wardrobe aint posh
None of us will really give a tosh
But now Sceaming Hot Pink from YSL
Shoes from Christian Louboutin
Oh what the hell
Go lay out the dosh girl it's only New Year
So do it in style Go ring your bell
NgaineM may I say and if I may dare
I bet you were a wild one
In your heyday
With baubles and bangles and flowers in your hair
You sound like a Hippy Chick
Definitely not square
Jeanielee you're something so smooth
Sweet soul and motown just the thing for a groove
But a frock over Wranglers dear girl what a waste
Stick to Ben Shermans, Wranglers and DM's
And don't forget the fella to take with you to the cellar
And as for getting in the party and the things you have to do
I bet in your time, you done quite a few
JimmyW123 You're always a laugh believe you me
With carting Old Glenfiddich and it getting to your knees
And your kilt o' aflying and your Sporran feeling the breeze
You'll need that chair by the fire
If it's only your sporran to de-freeze
(Eyes I wouldn't if I were you)
Cos your liable to find
A big Nicknacky Noo'
Xris green velvet so warm
You'll feel like you're in heaven
Sparkling tiara shiny and bright
Will see you through this New Years night
No walking Christmas tree will you be
Cos you can sing along with Tony
Whilst sitting on his knee
(Albeit there is no Mrs Tony)
Sassy59 You and Pete I am sure Cough will greet
TU clobber or not GT for you is neat and I am sure
If Pete's sweet, I'm sure a Cognac and Port won't harm
Vashti at this time of year
Fluffy slippers are in, but trackies are out in the bin
But please bring the Sloe and the tin
And himself you must bring
To this party by our one and only Coughalot1
Celat06 my God what a mix
Marylyn and home made Rum truffles
Trifle with Sherry enough to keep us merry
Bubbles in jelly galore
But please leave Elvis with the wobbly pelvis at the door
But the Rat Pack Etc
Please More
Travelbug I'm sorry to say, Cliff's no longer ofay
With the guys that he had to back him
The shadows have gone and I hope Cliff falls from
his pedestal of self ego I'm sorry
But the jokes are a first and with luck we will burst at the puns
And the funny bits that you say you miss
Dragonmum now that is class to you we will raise a glass
Of whatever comes our way
I hope that your driver has got a spare fiver
Or a lady Godiva (not bare)
If he's coming in the cellar with us
Undine you're a person that's fine
Your taste in music is like mine
You are not on your own
You have someone here that holds you very dear
Psorias from King.Com
She is called I_am_iamnins_nin
Aka Anna from healthunlocked or BLF it's Nin
And to all those not here
Lift a glass of good cheer
Be they lost or up to something else
We wish you all a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
New Year one and all
Nin's in her best
Red sparkling new Jim Jams and a shiny new vest
Me I'm in T.shirt, trackies and new slippers (cheapo Shoe Zone Best)
And a can of Aussie best, and Nins got a Vodka and the rest
And just for our host the Cough with the most
We wish you all the best
Don't fall of the stool in the pub like a tool
Or blubber into your pint
GUESS WHAT !! ?
IT'S Blooming New Year
So enjoy all the cheer
Happy New Year
Come on 2015 Lets do your Best
Azaard D'Az Poet 'O' the north
aka AzNin
p.s. Nin did all the typing
xx
By Azaard
The day we all forget
