An Aussie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The truckie says, A hamburger, ships and a coke,' and turns to the emu, "Whats yours ? "Sounds great I'll have the same," says the emu. A short time late the waitress returns with the order " That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays. The next day the man and the emu come again and he says " A hamburger, chips and coke.' The emu says, " sounds great. Ill have the same.' Again the trucker reaches into his pocket and pays the exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual"? asks the waitress ? " No its friday night, so Ill have a steak, baked potato and a salad " says the man " Same for me" says the emu. Shortly the wairess brings the order and says, " That will be $32.62 please " Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. Excuse me mate , how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time "? "Well love" says the trukie. " a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed , and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." " Brilliant ! said the waitress, Most people would ask for a million dollers or something, but you'll always be rich as you want, for as long as you want, for as long as you live ! " "Thats right. Whether its a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there" says the man. Still curious the waitress asks, ""Whats with the bloody emu ?
The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say" " Just my luck "
Black Testicles. (A little joke)
THE DENTIST
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