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On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.

Look at me................I'm ME! ........ I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied,

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"Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap"

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lollollollollol :) :) :)

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hufferpuffer

You are awful but I like you! lolol! huff xxx

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Louisiana

I looooooooove this!!!! thanks for making me laugh today :)

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redted

Just love that reply.Lol

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longlungs

Love that comment just brilliant old bean. :P Janexx

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clock65

I like his style!

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Nikkers

Must pass that one on so it can do the rounds! Love it. Lol

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Plumbob

Love it Muckster :D :D :D

Perfect answer. Hahaha.

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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