You pay to go on rollercoasters
But COPD is free.
Down you go when feeling bad,
Back up with Auntie B's
Coughing up stuff is terrible,
But it's lovely when you stop.
Always carry tissues,
Don't get caught upon the hop.
You deal with things discreetly,
So people never guess,
That though you never look it,
You're suffering some distress.
The big thing to remember,
Is just do as you're told.
Though COPD is terrible
It won't stop you getting old.