( even if you're retired you sometimes have days like these )
Try this out
on the way home from work, stop at the chemist & purchase a rectal thermometer made by johnson & johnson
be very sure to buy this brand only,
when you get home, lock the doors,draw the curtains,and disconnect the phone - so that you will not be disturbed
change into very comfortable clothing & relax
open the package & place the item some where to warm up
Now the fun part begins
read the leaflet that came with it & pay attention to the small print where it has this statement
" every rectal thermometer made by johnson & johnson is PERSONALLY TESTED & then sanitized
now close your eyes & repeat out loud " i am glad i don"t work in that quality control department at johnson & johnson
HAVE A NICE DAY & REMEMBER , THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF
A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS !!
remember , if you haven't got a smile on your face & laughter in your heart, then maybe you are just an old sour puss
MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK FOR JOHNSON & JOHNSON
’How Long Have You Known That You Have Bronchiectasis ?’ ‘Since They Showed Me My Bronchogram ( aged three) And Pulled A Disgusted Face.’
Further Questions - I hope you don't mind
ONLY WHEN I LAUGH
