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Longlungs my mum says howdy from her bed,and has written you a scribblet that I shall type up.She has been quite dozey from new tablets.

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So sorry

No story

Im down in the dumps

On my back with the hump

I went for a wee

As I sat 'Ooohh Geee!'

Back went ping!

My neck went ring a dingding!

The pain immense!

I lost all sense!

Now bent in half

Pulling up knicks had to laugh

Lower back & neck now in spasm

I feel like ive floated down a very deep chasm

Ooohh the pain!!

It will go Jane

But although I hurt

Wishing I was out on Gert

My lungs are clear

Angina normal no fear

So its not all bad

Thank-you for caring & making me glad

As soon as I can I shall be back

Eldest has typed this as Im still in my sack!!!

Thats all for now folks

Be happy and smile

:) :) :)

Keep well

Janexx

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Hi.

Thank you so much for letting us know about your mum, glad she is still in the land of the living.

Another great scribblet, thanks Jane.

Hope your back on your feet again soon, take care.

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longlungs in reply toRiverbank

Hi Riverbank so sorry I havnt replied sooner was still in bed when my boy posted this for me.Im nearly normal again now thank-you,whatever normal is lol :) Janexx

look after your mum,wishin you both well,xxx,and your mum a quick recovery,

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Thanks twiceshy3 sorry for delay in replying.Everything is going very well now thankfully. :) Janexx

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Thank you so much for letting us know Jane is awol due to a sore back, and it's nothing to do with the recent poor air quality, or her recent angina attacks. Phew, that's a relief for us, but not for poor Jane. Do take care Jane, and try and rest :) x

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cofdrop-UK

Ouch - really sorry to hear this Jane - hope you feel better and are back on Gert soon.

Thank you 'eldest' for letting us know :-)

cx

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longlungs in reply tocofdrop-UK

Hi cofdrop apologies for taking so long to reply.Things are on the up now fortunately yes it was very much oucher for a while,but so much better now thank-you.Hows you doing at the moment?Do hope your keeping well.See you soon :) Janexx

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cofdrop-UK in reply tolonglungs

Glad to hear you are improving. Thanks for asking hun but you would be sorry you did if I tell you ;-) Don't want you having a relapse!

love cx

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longlungs in reply tocofdrop-UK

Oh cofdrop not good then ?Off load Im a very strong tough old bird I can take it go on go on :p Dont suffer in silence hun not healthy for you haha ! :) Janexx

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Sohara

How lovely to know you are well Longlungs except for your back that is

I can see that you have not lost your great sense of humour, and I hope you will be back soon

So ...did you manage to get your knickers on?.....:) :)

Thanks to your lovely daughter for keeping us updated

Love Sohara xxx

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longlungs in reply toSohara

Hahaha yes I did a bit skew whiff if I remember rightly! But Im on the mend and feeling part of the game again so happy days thank-you Sohara.Sorry for the delayed reply.Hope your keeping well yourself? :) Janexx

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Puffthemagicdragon

Send her my get well wishes. :)

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longlungs in reply toPuffthemagicdragon

Thank-you Puffthemagicdragon Iam heaps better now thank goodness,Im a right baby when it comes to pain tolerance. :) Janexx

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Hello Longlungs and Lovely Daughter, I'm so relieved that you are in fine fettle and sorry about your back pinging! I used to have a pig called Dirty Gerty , long time ago now! Hope you will soon be on the mend :) huff xxxxx

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butter-fly

That Sohara! Wants to know about knickers!

Seriously, just glad to know Mom is is not languishing in hospital! Thanks for letting us know.

Gentle hugs from Sara. xxxx

Many thanks for lettting us know Jane's daughter. Give her my love please and tell her to get better pronto and get her ... back in here. x

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Hi Jane. Hope you're better soon. Mavis. X

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longlungs in reply toMavary

Hi there Mavis how are you doing,I think of you often?Did you manage to sort your blimming council tax issue and say something about nasty lady?Im loads better now thank heavens feeling like my old self again,nothing like a bit of pain to wipe the smile off my face lol.Keepwell you are in my thoughts :) Janexx

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I hope your bed side trolly is well stocked for you with chocolate pain killers :) . I've had to slow things a little while this wound from the abscess removal heals. It sounds like its gonna be daily packing for some time to come, all dignity has long gone but the nurses have been just great.

Do you think it would be possible to make one good un' out of all of us lot on this site????

Get well soon Jane xx

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FarmerD in reply todall05

Dall my left big toe is in fine fettle so that,ll be my contribution,lol.Jane hope you feel better soon but don,t you go doing the marathon this year ,leave it till next year.D.

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dall05 in reply toFarmerD

Its a starting point FD, it could take a little searching for healthy spare parts but I think we could build a healthy Frankenhealthunlockeder ready for next years marathon. A good set of lungs could be the hardest bit so we might have to use Jane's Gertie to get to the end. Tony

Wonderful to hear your Mum is safe at home,but sorry to hear she is in such pain,what a hero she is,still writing scribblets bless her!

I know she has 2 sons,so wonder if you may be one of them? Anyway,lovely of you,to write for your Mum,as you can see,she is well loved here,Love to you all,Wendells xxxx

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Thank you for letting us know. I was getting very worried. Wish her well.

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longlungs in reply todhio

Hi dhio thank-you so much for caring about me so very kind.Iam so much better now and the sun has got its hat on very happy days,sorry for the delayed reply.Takecare and be well :) Janexx

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Hi Jane

I liked the poem. Hope you feel better soon.

Kind regards

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longlungs in reply topatty17

Hi patty17 thank-you kindly.Iam just about back to normal now so very happy with that to be sure.Hope you are well yourself.See you soon :) Janexx

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Suzy6

Hi Jane get well soon. Better weather coming. Gertie is waiting and kicking her heels impatiently xxx

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Bless you Jane keep smiling and hope your feeling better soon love Judith xxxx

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longlungs in reply totigershay1

Hi there Judith so sorry for delay in replying.Iam smiling again now so very much better Im happy to say blimming creeky old bones!Hope you are feeling better too? Takecare now remember bags on heads of suspected germ carriers lol :) Janexx

Those spasms are extremely painful, (mine was my back).

Thanks for letting us know, and wish your mum well again soon ~ Lovelight x

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Hi lovelight your not wrong they are very painful couldnt believe my luck with both neck and back thats never happened before and i sincerely hope it doesnt again.So glad to feel better now.I got a call today telling me my new PR assessment is next tuesday so good timing.Are you keeping well Lovelight? Hope so :) Janexx

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Hi Jane...so pleased you're feeling in the land of the living again. I'm a bit behind with messages but it was so good to read of your appetite returning and anticipation of a tasty meal - roast chicken with all the trimmings if I remember right :)

Brill timing for your PR assessment after all you been through - a fresh start and something positive to aim for. Keep us posted.

As for Gertie...you must have missed one another - here's hoping you'll soon be making up for lost time. Didn't you have a new addition to the family as well recently.

Yes thanks, I'm keeping fairly ok just now. Got into town yesterday and hired a mobility scooter - bigger than my littl'un here at home. The traffic warden asked me how many objects I'd hit -'none', I told him - 'I only mow people down'! He said that's all right then, they don't count !! :D :D

Hope you're feeling stronger with each day - take care.....Lovelight xxx

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Hi Jane hope you back with us soon take care, xx

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Hahaha, that was great fun and said it all. Glad your Mam's lungs weren't the problem although she obviously in pain. Tell her to get well soon, we miss her. xx

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I don't know how I missed this Jane. What great kids you have :)

Hope you're still improving lots of love xxxx

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longlungs in reply topeege

Hello peeg thank-you so much for your reply I had forgotten this post probably cos my son put it up for me,feel terrible I havnt replied so will start to now to the ones I havnt already spoken with since.Yes back is almost back to how it should be thankfully.Yes Im lucky my kids are brill most of the time but believe they have their dark sides too bless em! :) Janexx

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Sohara

Its just so great to have you back LLungs

*BIG HUG*

and lots of kisses (in a sisterly kind of way )

Love Sohara

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longlungs in reply toSohara

Ahh Sohara thank-you so much how very kind you are,loving the hugs and kisses :) Janexx

What an amazing scribblet. Had me in stitches too and I'm not on the loo - not yet anyway, any more laughing and I will be ;-)

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Thanks Kath a bit of fun eh Im glad it made you smile. :) Janexx

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jimmyw123

a great and funny up date, i wish you well longlungs , "your a tough old bird:), you show em all lass:),,, get well soon,,, all the very best,,,jimmy

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longlungs in reply tojimmyw123

Hi there Jimmy so good to here from you ,I do hope your on the mend heading in the right direction at last,Iam too but have family issues at the min which are never pleasant ,we will get there though.Keepwell my friend see you soon. :) Janexxx

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yes, family issues are always a big worry and always unpleasant, but in the end , although you wont think that now,, i eventually sorts itself out

i got divorced about 20 years ago, it ripped ten bells out of me, i thought it was the end of the world , but as time ticked by, i realized it was the best thing that could have happened,, i know there all sorts of family issues, but they will be solved in the end,

although not a laughing matter, but its always worth a smile, i used to say, when i was married,,,,,,

we never ever went to our bed at night , without solving an arguement,,,,,

one time we we were up for 6 months lol xxx

hope you manage a smile jane and sincerly hope things sort themselves out, as it is hard going.. love jimmy xxxx

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