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Lots of sadness on the board today, seems like the weather is catching a lot of us out.

So tonight I will stick my chin out and share one of the oldies with you, it always makes me smile just trying to visualise it and we do need a laugh don't we?

If it's too over the top Admin - you know what to do.

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for

them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,

beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a

small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell

rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had

not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before

the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the

same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest,

Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if

flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and

bent over to pick it up. Then all the other bells started to ring

Allan.

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Mavary profile image
Mavary

Brilliant! X

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casper99

Haha, naughty but funny eightyplus. xx

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JustSandra

Fantastic Ring that bell sure made me laugh Thanks Allen

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Puffthemagicdragon

Tee hee. :)

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appyalison

Hehehe. Thank you. Alson :-) :-)

Ooh,did not expect that ending,you made my morning( I'm in Aus.) Brilliant,loved it! hugs,Love Wendells xxx

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peege

That's really funny, I'm still chuckling

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pollyjj

:-O :-D

polly xx

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mickyt

Brilliant, :) :) :)

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fleur24

Excellent! keep them coming fleur x

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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Aidi

Banging, gave me a good laugh. Thanks Aidi :-)

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