Its good Friday

[holly17]

But then again its good any day , except its raining here, lets hope it clears up for any families visiting the area. My daughter and granddaughter have now fully back in their bungalow, now they have all the sorting out but it will not take them long, II am still looking for Bella in the mornings she really was good to have around, but then again I can now leave things lying around without her hiding them in her bed.

When I was in hospital I thought for a joke I would leave a note on my chest asking the surgeon to be careful.

When I came around in recovery I found a different note taped there this one said "Did anyone find my glasses".

Marvin was in hospital and fading fast so the family called for the priest , who came right away and stood holding Marvin's hand. Marvin unable to speak gasped and gestured he wanted a pen and paper which the priest handed to him, he wrote something and handed it to the priest and then died, the priest thought now was not the time to read it and put it in his pocket.

Later at the funeral whilst he was reading the service he remembered the note, and said " Marvin gave me a note just before he died knowing him I expect it will be inspiring to us all". He reached into his pocket and took out the and read it, the note said "You are standing on my oxygen tubes."

One for the ladies.....

Q Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet ?

A It helps them remember which end to wipe..