A man received a text from his neighbour
" sorry jim , but i have been using your wife...... day & night whenever you're not at home
In fact probably more than you, i,am confessing now because i feel guilty, i hope you will accept my sincerest Apologises,
I will ask your permission in future;
Upon reading this jim gets his gun & without uttering a word he shoots his wife,
A few minutes later he receives another text from his neighbour " Sorry jim " Damn auto correct, I meant " WiFi
Not wife. "