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Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch.

He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

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pergola1

That is a good one, Cornish Brian.

Out of the mouth of babes. That got me giggling Brian.

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breather

That's very funny :-))

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Mavary

Trust a child to put their foot in it. My son and his wife have to be very careful what they say to my two and a half year old Granddaughter. She has started repeating everything you say. X

Loved it,Ha Ha! xx

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undine

like it thank you xx

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helingmic

I'd like to say this to my vicar, ha,ha,ha,ha!

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