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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess. "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went

fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank

beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat

up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

Just a teeser from

Berwick xxx

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hufferpuffer

Hahaha! I love it! :D xxx

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pergola1

Good one, Berwick x

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jools

I love a good fairy tale - lol Julie xxx

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grandadbrian

Loved the farting bit berwick, made me chuckle ! !

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KingoftheCocktails

Nice one again

KOTC

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breather

Oh yes I love it lol.

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Mavary

Oh Berwick. That's really funny.

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sillywitch

Berwick, is it fair to tease the "happliy" married men like that, & so close to Christmas :P

Nice one :) xxxx

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newlands

Enjoyed that really funny

Dont think so, he he, the Princess said nothing after she was turned down. he he he

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pollyjj

Thank you Berwick, made me an hubby laugh and that's got to be good he is a bit down at the moment. keep them coming.

polly xx

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Lurcherman

Hits the Chuckle Button ;-)))

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CornishBrian

Utopia...especially the motor bike. Happiness is pulling flies out of your teeth at 70 mph.

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