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........................Today I have spent most of the day in bed..

I began to feel a little compassionate towards my wife, you know what it's like fellows when you are just lying there with a nice hot cup of tea the mind tends to start getting into overdrive.

And so I started to think what I could do to help the wife dispel any disturbing noises while I am watching TV in bed.

A few months ago we had laminate flooring laid. I thought the noise of the mop bucket dragging across the floor

the swishing of the string mop slopping water everywhere, the hissing of the boiling kettle preparing water to put in the bucket, and when I go to the toilet there won't be any ''didn't you know the floors wet?.'' Of course I knew ,I heard it all the way through, I'm not stupid !

And so I have been very kind to her and agreed that she can order one of those new fangled so called steam mops,powered by electricity.

It should be a lot quieter for her to use when I am tucked up in a nice warm bed.

I hope she will be very pleased know that I will not be disturbed in bed.

KOTC

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Mavary

You are so kind King. How are you feeling now. A little better I hope.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMavary

I hope the wife appreciates it Mavary,Not feeling too good

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phillips1

Oh Richard, you are spoiling that woman. Not only that but all the women will want one now. lol. Hope you continue to get better mate.

Best regards

Bobby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tophillips1

Sorry Bobby.I didn't think of that.

Think you must be feeling better, King, your GSOH is very much around!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I just wanted to show my kinder side annieseed

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appyalison

Hey king, Bobby's given me a great idea to use your generosity to whack Marty with so i can have a steam thingy. Thanks! Hope you feel much better soon. :-) :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

Poor, poor Marty. He doesn't deserve all this rough justice Alison

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sillywitch

King my friend, your generosity knows no bounds PMSL, Men honestly, you be careful you don't end up with the mop wrapped round your neck :P xxxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosillywitch

Oh sillywitch, I thought I was being kind!!!

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sadie1951

You are a very bad boy Richard! Lol. Sadie xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosadie1951

Naugty but nice!!! Sadie

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tomc

OOPS, I my wife just saw your post!! called me through to the computer and said " read this" AND don't even think about trying it on with me.

Its a hard life.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply totomc

SORRY tomc

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tomc in reply toKingoftheCocktails

HA HA , I`m becoming quite adept at IGNORING everything she says.

Practice makes perfect.

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silversurfer

King I think you are treading on thin ice

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hopetorun

Looks like you' ve got Christmas sorted then. What is she getting you?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohopetorun

A lot of TLC hoeptorun

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SecondLife

and are you going to wrap it up in Santa paper and put a nice bow on it?, cannot believe how generous you and your other menfolk are lol. Hope you are feeling better

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toSecondLife

It is in our nature SecondLife

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Toci

Typical, royal behaviour! But keep getting better. :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toToci

Once again thank you my loyal subject Toci

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casper99

Hahaha, Oh, KOTC, you are a very naughty, (but nice) boy !!! I bet your wife can't wait till your back in your favourite armchair, lifting your feet for her to get under them with the Vacuum. haha.

I hope the return of your very special brand of humour means you are on the mend. This place is too quiet without you. xxxx

Angie

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tocasper99

I will be back on form ASAP casper99

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longlungs

What are you like KOTC hahaha get well soon. Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolonglungs

Very kind and considerate towards my wife Jane

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thatcham1939

0 king you rather nauty, your poor wife, im surprised your told her not to breathe incase it to noisy you don't ask for much but I hope your will buy a big present for Christmas, not a heating fan, or a cucokoo clock but something quiet, if you were my husband I would have the television on loud pots and pans banging about and as many noisy things I can think of. get well soon

love jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tothatcham1939

I thought I would buy her a new CD player so that I can play my Cliff Richard on it.

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