Got peckish earlier today. So I went to the fridge to see if there was anything to snack on. Then spent twenty minutes trying to fry an egg I found on a saucer before I realised it was half an apricot.
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The Joys of Cooking
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nice was it ha,few week back I went to put milk in oven,i did,then went to the fridge for my meal what was cooking in the oven,opened the oven.plastic all melted but food was done,ha,helps to be slight mad,bernice
These things happen. Ever tried to make a phone call with the TV remote.
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sneaker tried that,then look for it when it was in my hand,ha,bernicexx
Toci• in reply to
No, but I have tried to turn down the TV with my mobile!
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were all geniuses in our own right,bernicexx
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Done that (more than once)
junespoon• in reply to
yep more than once.
So, did you think it was an egg fruit? ( wiwords.com/word/egg-fruit )
Or........just how drunk were you? 
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latter toci haha,xx
Grease spots on a garment -- dab with a little wash up fluid and NOT bleach. Disaaaster.
Remember where you parked the car
KOTC
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up on the roof,se am having a good day,
KingoftheCocktails• in reply to
OH Dear,I hope it's a flat roof?
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ha its not my roof its british rails,did a fly an flip over landed there,
you are yoking
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who wants to no ha,friend or foe bernicexxx
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lifts for work hear,all ave good night,
Rofl! John that was so funny can't stop laughing... 
Bev x
Haha can just see you looking as your cooking your delish apricot.Ive done some pretty bonkers things too.So glad you shared your apricot egg.Did you eat it? Janexx
Another good laugh to start my day
Bless you johnwr, I am still laughing now. Ever use salt instead of caster sugar? yuck! xxx
shoulda gone to specsavers lol Janexx
A friend of mine got home from the pub one night and put the alarm clock into the oven instead of a meat pie he'd intended to have for his supper.
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