Something for the weekend ....................Riddles

[KingoftheCocktails]

................RIDDLES.........................RIDDLES.............................RIDDLES

...................................Occupy your weekend

Questions 1

1 The more you get the less you see

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2 There is a seven letter word that breaks when you say it's name. What is it?

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3 How old is this mess?

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4 Why do Lumberjacks like computers?

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5 I sizzle like bacon

I am made with an egg.

I have a good backbone

but I lack a good leg.

I shed like onion but still remain whole

I am long as a flag pole

and fit in a whole

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6 What does a dog do that a man steps in?

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7 What is the tallest building in the world?

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8 A man was cleaning his windows on his windowsill on a twenty storey building.

He fell but didn't die. How did he do it?

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9 I am hairy, ugly and fat

I sometimes think I'm the best

But when it comes to style

I am the worst

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10 There's a donkey attached to a stake on a ten foot rope.

There's a carrot twenty feet away, yet the donkey devours it

with no additional help. How does he do this?

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11 Railroad crossing railroad cars, can you spell that without ant r's or s's?

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12 7 months have 31 days, and February has 28-29 days.

How many months have thirty days?

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How many did you get? Be honest

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Answer

1 Darkness

2 Silence

3 Mess age (message)

4 They get to log on

5 A snake

6 ''Pants''

7 The library! It has at least 1,000 stories.

8 A window sill is inside

9 Orangatang

10The donkey is on one side, the carrot is on the other.

11 T.H.A.T

12 . I didn't say how many ONLY have 30 days

[stone-UK]

Hi

Answer to 12 is 11 surely.

[appyalison]

Good thinking king. Thank you. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Enjoy your weekend Alison

[bubbles37]

good 1 I was wracking didn't work till got answers stupid or what? typical hahaha