Not just a troublesome fruit......Hee HEE.............KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

...................................................A Troublesome Fruit( Adam & Eve|1)

It wasn't the apple that caused the trouble in the garden of Eden,

it was the pair on the ground.

....................................................The Cost of Living(Adam & Eve 2)

God said to Adam, ''I'm going to make you a helper, a companion ''What would you like your companion to be like?''

Adam replied ''Well I want someone that is humorous,witty,intelegent,compassionate,caring,loving,trusting, polite, generous, and beautiful.''

God paused for a moment after Adam's wish list and told Adam that a companion like that 'would cost him an arm and a leg.'

Adam seemed a little dejected and then brightly replied; 'What can I get for a rib?''

...............................................War Heroes

As everyone was leaving the church ,the pastor noticed a young boy in the hallway, looking at a number of pictures on the wall. He said ,''Well hello ,young man,how are you today?''The boy said,''Oh fine.'' The pastor said''I see you are looking at the pictures on the wall, do you know who the men in those pictures are?'' The boy said ''No,who are they?'' The pastor said proudly ''Well.son, those are pictures of men in our congregation that gave their life in the service.'' The boy replied ''The 10o'clock or the 11 o'clock service?''

KOTC

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[Toci]

Ha Ha! Well, would you Adam and Eve it?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

Bow Bells?

[Toci in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Never heard them Your Majesty.

[chellshock]

I like it

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to chellshock]

It's your sense of humour ,I think

[chellshock in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

I think so

[nanaber]

It's been a while since I had my daily tonic didn't know how much I missed it till I had my tonic just now. Well done KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to nanaber]

You must not miss your daily tonic nanaber.KOTC's orders

[appyalison]

Very clever. Well done king. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

ME! Very clever. Thank you very much Alison

[appyalison in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

You are very welcome king. Alison

[Hidden]

Yeah made me laugh well done

Bev x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Thank you for the adulation Bev!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hidden]

Wouldn't go that far King!

Bev x

[dall05]

Good to see the old humor machine is still churning um' out. Nice one King! I liked the pair on the ground one the best. .